Shh...the Speaker is napping.

Fighting Polish is one of the great political minds of our time: http://theslot.jezebel.com/congratulation…

I would like to re-interate my dedication my partner of 7 months, WombWithARepublicanInIt, and that fighting polish and I have not had an affair.

So it’s ENTIRELY possible he was just trying to order chicken salad for lunch and what came out sounded like a resignation.

Guys, are we 100% sure he bowed out? This guy can BARELY string together three words coherently. He’s like one of those weird cases on House where somehow the intonation is the same but the words don’t make sense and all we know is that it’s not lupus.

Excuse me: the new House Speaker is clearly A Gestating Fetus With A Gun

meanwhile, at the Boehner household:

what happens if no one gets 218?

I need a pair tho.

Breast cancer = bad. Us being against breast cancer = good.

October is also national domestic violence awareness month, a cultural issue that really does not get enough attention and is also killing women. Seems like that would make a lot more sense for a police force to support. Maybe “arrest domestic abusers” pins, perhaps?

Word. I had to explain to my father recently why telling my six year old son “be good to your mother, she is the only woman who will never lie to you.” When someone figures out how to effectively combat the mixed messages children recwive outside of the home, please do let me know.

Agreed! I have a pair of much older Lululemon yoga pants that aren’t transparent and don’t pill or rip, and I definitely have the chub rub going on.

I’ll admit, I’m a fat girl. I never had stepped into a Lululemon before or after this interview. I actively requested that my friends not shop there after hearing reading about that interview. But when he says he was “honest” about thighs causing fabric problems, I have to call bullshit. I have a pair of Old Navy yoga…

Once again, with gusto!

I mean, you can raise your child to know that women are people but in today’s society every other person outside of your home will remind him that in fact we are not. With their actions, with their laws, with their assumptions, with their words.

Oh wow, another misogynist woman-hating teenager who wants to murder women en masse because he was rejected by a female. This shit is getting real old. People - stop raising your boys to think that they are *owed* a woman. We are people, we have agency, we are NOT prizes that one can “win” by being nice or because you…

I actually don’t like chocolate so I use my awesome chocolate chip cookie recipe and omit the chips. I know, I’m a monster.