The next time someone brings me a printout from that website as “evidence” that something I said is wrong, I will not be held responsible for the consequences.

The Trentonian is the worst. It’s a rag. They honestly have a thing called “Page 6 Girls” where there is a young woman in a revealing bikini on page 6. It’s super classy like that.

My dad makes me crazy with this shit. Since my niece started crawling, he is always saying, “That’s not very ladylike,” but he never says shit remotely like that to my nephew. She once threw a block at someone’s head, and he told her that ladies didn’t do that. I told him that anyone who wants to escape a life in…

I kind of want it on a t-shirt

Are they gluten free though?

I can’t decide which one sounds more disgusting. I hate licorice, but the thought of M&Ms mixed with pumpkin makes me feel ill.

There ain’t no hole in the washtub

Part of the issue with using Pentobarb or any drug is that in animals, you choose a whopping dose and administer it, but if the animal has a tolerance for it or is not responding appropriately, the one administering it can administer more to quick effect. The way lethal injections are carried out with premeasured…

Yeah. The throwing up happened in vet school when I had to leave the room during an enucleation video. I used to discuss lunch over anatomy cadavers, but that made me puke. I’ve gotten over it and made it through optho, but particularly disgusting eye problems are still my least favorite things to deal with. I will…

I threw up the first time I saw eye surgery. That shit is gruesome. The sanctity of the eye must be maintained.

That is appalling. I hope you complained to a superior about that. You would think someone with medical training would understand women carry differently even though the general public can’t seem to grasp it.

Did you tell him he was at the point where he didn’t seem funny. he seemed like an asshole?

I would punch someone. My sister constantly had people touching her and telling her what she should and should not be eating/drinking/wearing doing when she was simply trying to exist while pregnant. I once had someone touch my flat (ish) belly when I was wearing size 4 pants because I had on a tunic top and…

I think you could use it as part of your Katy Perry Halloween costume.

Heh. No, average height musician.

I kind of liked it as a kid because my mom would never buy it (she bought Trix and other disgusting options, but for her marshmallows were a bridge too far). Eating it always felt like rebellion. I recently had some again, though, because my niece wanted it, and it’s just kind of disgusting.

The only time I had an orgasm from a casual hook up with a guy, there was no intercourse involved. I never even unzipped my pants. I was drunk, we were making out, and I had a fucking amazing orgasm from just his knee between my legs. I have never been able to replicate this. I reciprocated with a bj, and we both left…

So I started at IDK 12 or 13, and I’m pretty good on what to do. I’m still not a fan of casual sex with men because to get off I have to be relaxed, and I really can’t do it in those situations even drunk. I know it’s not true of all women, but for me, that’s the main problem.

I didn’t actually read it because I I couldn’t. I just searched for what the hell kind of 30 lb lizard he was keeping. Of course, he has a fucking monitor lizard.

I had to switch to a water bottle with a lid after an expensive accident involving my last phone. I usually remember not to leave water glasses around, but I set it down and got distracted and of course, the kitty was on it.