I thought so and was agreeing with you. They are assholes, and I love them. One of my asshole cats just knocked over some water for funsies and is now shooting me irritated looks because his favorite seat is now wet.

They have other great qualities too, but they really are amazingly adorable assholes.

My late grandmother was a great believer. She loved the hell out of these magazines, but my grandfather would never have them in the house (different times), so she would read them in the grocery store. When he dies, she subscribed to very fucking one of them. Her house was covered in back issues, and she treated them…

That is a strong possibility.

I never saw Elizabethtown. I am now very glad about this. For some inexplicable reason, I thought it was about tennis players. I have no idea why I thought this.

Plus, it’s illegal to have an abortion in Northern Ireland unless you can show your life in danger. If you have a fetus with a lethal abnormality you can’t get an abortion there. If you are 12 year old who was raped by her father, you cannot get a legal abortion. You have to go elsewhere in the UK. Like, they have the…

Sadly, they get it. A fair number of them believe that the Pill, certain IUDs and other hormonal birth control methods are forms of abortion. Also, I have heard more than one express the opinion that that all evidence to the contrary, if women can’t access birth control that they will practice abstinence unless they…

I prefer my coffee with heavy cream or hazelnut creamer. I drink it black because I drink a lot of it and also like to zip my pants.

That cat is plotting a bloodbath.

Because if there’s one thing pregnancy, childbirth and caring for an infant don’t have it’s emotional impact.

I figured that out when I was watching a marathon a few months ago and I noticed the called the tech guy by a name that wasn’t TARU.

I’m sorry your mom is having such a tough time. I wish had some suggestions. I do know about diabetes in dogs, though.

I’m fair and pink too, but if you ever want to try a goldish higlighter taht might work, there’s an e.l.f. baked blush (Pinktastic) that is kind of a great highlighter. It’s like a champagne with pink. It shouldn’t work on me, but it’s lovely and can be very sheer (I’m probably somewhere in the NW 13- 15 range) even…

Yes. I have horrible anxiety, and vet school pushed it off the charts. Law School could definitely be a trigger for a bad patch. One of my classmates ended up in the ER because she thought she was having a heart attack.

Mine ended last night, and I am very sympathetic. This month I was hungry enough to gnaw off my own arm, and there was fudge in my house. I think I had fudge and wine for dinner once...possibly twice this past week.

Yeah. I think it wouldn’t be much of an issue if movie makers did the opposite more often: cast a woman of color/ an older woman in a role where the character was written as white/ young or no race/ age was specified because the actress was good for the character. In this case, the character is never explicitly said…

Oh, that does sound like something I might like to play with. Now, though, I have a lot of big expenses looming, so I’m making what’s already in the drawer work for me. I will keep them in mind for some other time.

No, but thanks for the suggestion. I know the term, but I eat chicken broth too and also eat cheese with rennet, so I wouldn’t consider myself really that either

This happened to me at my grandmother’s wake. I was standing next to her coffin and also wearing size 4 pants, but it was a lady who asked me when I was due. She then went on and on how wonderful it would be because new life even after I gave her an appalled look and told her I was not pregnant.

Lately I’ve been mixing my foundation powder with either a little jojoba oil or sunscreen depending on what kind of skin day I’m having. At first, it was because I was lazy and sick of waiting for stuff to dry, but I’m really loving the finish. It’s kind of like a liquid, but I can control the pigment by how much…