Me too (to both)! Happy Birthday!

I sorted through animal guts, regularly got peed and bled on, literally stuck my arm up cows’ asses and at least once drove home in a blizzard with cow shit on my face, and I was often way more grossed out riding SEPTA and NJ Transit than at any of those times, so I can see where you’re coming from.

Yeah that’s what I thought when I read it too that the quote should read

I can’t with Marsha Blackburn. Every time I see her do an interview, I risk breaking the television. For a while, she seemed to be constantly talking about how having no minimum wage was good for everyone because regulation was bad. Then, she was on about banning 20-week-plus abortions. now, this. Apparently,…

That’s exactly what i said when I heard it last night.

Yeah. I’m still mourning John Stewart too, but I had such low expectations that I’ve been pleasantly surprised. Yeah, it’s still awkward, but there are good moments. That line, I thought was one of them. I was half asleep when he said it, and as soon as I heard it, I was like, that’s fucking brilliant and made myself…

One of the best parts in that segments was when he talked about how pro lifers could be super heroes if they tried to end gun violence, but right now they are basically comic book collectors because they only value life when it’s inside a package. Once it comes out, it’s worthless to them.

I enjoy laughing at sexy Halloween costumes, but I’m only really disgusted at the ones marketed to little kids. Like my 5 yo niece thought she needed fishnets because the girls in the pictures are all wearing them. Her mom was like, “leggings will be fine”

Nope. There are things that my smart phone and anyone who has access to stuff on it doesn’t need to know. Also, I cannot see buying an expensive something with batteries and a sensor that I going to bleed into and sit on. We won’t even get into having an antenna hanging out of my vagina. If this makes me a luddite,…

I thought until I got to Jacksom’s Cavalry that were talking about the same person. My US History teacher was also a reenactor and was in one of the Civil War movies, but he was in a Northern Regiment.

I don’t get manicures anymore. My cousin guilted me into one for her wedding, and the next fucking day I had to hack off my expensive polish to do repro lab. After that, I started clinics and had to keep them short so they wouldn’t injure anything or poke through exam or surgical gloves. I mean, I’m a vet. I sometimes…

My screen must be weird because it looks navy to me.

Meh. It’s not awful, but something about it says retro flight attendant to me and not in a good way. It doesn’t even look particularly flattering on the thin, pretty, tall young model. My 5’5 long-waisted, hippy and chesty body would look completely dumpy in that.

Or both.. .That is not a good combo

He seems like such a great guy, and the only characters I’ve seen him play are pretty awful. His character on HTGAWM is extremely annoying.

It’s like he went on an Ayn Rand/ Roman mythology/ neo Nazi reading binge then went on a hallucinogen-fueled vision quest and came out of it believing he was some kind of revolutionary divinity.

Yes. I guess maybe he thinks he’s some sort of neo Roman god we should all worship. He started life as plain old Austin Gillespie.

It’s his name. He changed it from Austin Gillespie. Apparently he is of the opinion that he is some kind of neo Roman emperor/ god.

I’m a little bit older and have given up on that hope.

Telling her on TV or not telling her before she moved is a nonstarter for me. Not having a penis is not. I’m bi though, so someone who is completely straight may have a different view on it.