It’s really weird because it’s some toxic combo of fetus fetishization and fear of women’s sexuality. Women who are married and want babies are good and are rewarded with loving babies. Women who are unmarried and/ or don’t want them and get pregnant anyway are sluts who should have to face the consequences of their…

People who hurt animals are awful, and they are far more likely to hurt or abuse other people. Shelter medicine nearly killed me because seeing abused animals was so common.

Nah. If it just wasn’t happening, that’s as good an excuse as any, and at least he can blame that instead of wondering if he was boring or something (even if he really is). It is just if you have it, it is a fucking terrible problem.

I am drinking a sour red wine that my dad gave me as a gift. It’s okay, but it’s definitely for slow sipping.

Maybe he has IBS? Like when I had a bad bout, I actually could not control it. It wasn’t like I had trouble controlling it. It was just that they came out as they wished, and I didn’t want to leave the house. Luckily, I quickly discovered my worst triggers, but it was a totally mortifying medical problem while it…

My cat is wonderful in many ways, but he is also an asshole. I feel cruddy, and when I got up to pee, he snuggled on my pillow and is now giving me a half-lidded look that says, “You will suffer horribly if you move me from this spot.” And because I am ridiculous, I am contemplating trying to bribe him out of my spot…

That would be hilarious, but I think you said you live in MI, and I happen to know they guy I’m talking about is not in MI, and while he is still hella cute, it would be hard to say he is, even as a full gown up, “manlier” looking than JGL

Heh. My high school boyfriend looks a lot like him. I think he’s adorable, but I can definitely see him not being everyone’s type. It used to make my bf crazy when people said he looked like him (or Keanu which was almost as common a comment).

Shiver. Oh yeah I don’t like bridges. I piss people off by driving closest to the middle while refusing to speed. I cannot drive in the outer lanes and have gone miles out of my way to avoid single-lane bridges.

Nothing would induce me to see this movie even though JGL looks kind of like my high school sweetie, so I generally have a soft spot for him. I loathe heights and am always yelling at people to get away from the damn edges of cliffs and rooftops.

When I lived in GA, the ones in my apartment in summer were definitely 2 inches or so long and wider than my thumb. Someone told me they were American Cockroaches, and that they could get very big. The ones I had seen before when I lived farther north were still gross but were not even an inch long and not so thick.…

Maybe. My eyes are technically blue but shading strongly to green.

Sadly, I was the older sister.

Fuck those things. I had one of those flying cockroach horrors in my apartment, and throwing away all of my furniture seemed a rational way to deal with it at the time. Luckily, I found it and got rid of it before I threw out all of my stuff.

That is my nightmare. Like if that was a horror movie I would not be able to watch it. I fucking hate cockroaches, and I remove maggots from wounds on the regular.

Oh God. I am so terrified of cockroaches. When I lived in the South with the industrial-sized ones, I once sat crying outside my kitchen because the building exterminator had sprayed and a monster was twitching on my kitchen floor. I had to leave for a while and then drink a lot before I could force myself to dispose…

So I am kind of afraid of super sharp liners. Like I have smallish eyes, so they should be my friend, but they scare me because I think they will hurt. I have super fair skin (like NW 13ish) and super dark lashes, so eyeliner tends to look extreme on me, and I rarely use any except to kind of subtly thicken my lower…

I once laughed myself silly after, “It’s not a good idea to put stickers on your penis,” came out of my mouth. I was talking to a 3 yo at the time.

Your mom and mine had similar philosophies. When I first got mine, I didn’t wrap the pad well enough and she yelled at me and asked in horror, “What if your brother saw it?”

My mom was so embarrassed about it that her idea of a period/ sex talk was to ask me in a whisper if I knew about, “all that” accompanied by a vague gesture. It made me so mortified I just nodded though I really didn’t know anything. When I got my period, I was appalled to learn that the blood just oozed out. I was…