I have skinny witch fingers too! My sister always said I had mean witchy hands when we were kids. The smallest ring I can squeeze over my knuckle on my left ring finger is a 4.75 and 5 on the right. Rings that more easily slide over the knuckle are way too big, and even ones that barely fit are slightly loos but…

Also, consider pulling a harness (with ID tags) on the cat to which you can attach a leash in case you have to remove kitty from carrier for any reason.

Can you imagine if a Muslim who as a foreign national and had made statements that were half as inflammatory was allowed into the US? People would lose their shit, but apparently if you’re Christian and worship fetuses, you feel you should get special treatment.

I have never peed in a sink. Possibly, I have lived a more sheltered life than I knew because I did not even know that peeing in sinks was something people did. I have peed in a cup and dumped it in the toilet when I was desperate and it was occupied, but using the sink was not something I ever even considered.

Not I. It’s just too much going on and kind of claustrophobic. It’s slightly better with women than men because the angle seems a bit less awkward to me, but I’d really rather not.

Rude or not, if it is greasy enough to actually drip liquid, I’m blotting that thing. Screw the calories. I’ll eat regular greasy pizza as long as it’s not dripping, but I’d rather blot than get grease everywhere.

You know he is currently crossing his fingers that this hurricane hits so he can look like a valid leader again. I saw his press conference this morning, and if I did not have past experience with him, I would have been kind of impressed.

I am a vet. Animals are pretty much everywhere in my life, and I still get annoyed at people who bring pets to inappropriate places. Not only is it annoying, but it’s not always great for the dogs. The other day I saw a woman in Wal Mart with a Chihuahua in her bag. The pup was terrified, shaking, wide eyed with…

This is not strictly true. People are assholes if you are allergic to ornamental flowers in my experience. Hyacinths make me feel like I want to die. They make my eyes swell shut, and I sneeze uncontrollably if I get anywhere near them. People get offended if asked to move or remove arrangements containing them or…

I am slightly tipsy, and there is a Maine Coon on my feet right now.

If I ever develop strong religious beliefs, they will certainly involve cats.

People act like I’m crazy when I’m like, “Just start with body weight for like 4 weeks until you have perfect form and then gradually add weight and stop when you can’t maintain that form you practiced,” but I wish someone had given me that advice and I had listened. Instead, everyone told me to push through it and go…

At this point he seems to just use a conservative random speech generator to formulate ideas. It’s like a Mad Libs approach to any topic.

The people I know who are regular Chik Fil A customers have small children, and the ones around here are the cleanest fast food options with play areas, polite staff and free wi fi.

Freakshow is one to skip IMO. I watched most of it out of habit but didn’t DVR the last 2 episodes and was just never interested enough to search them out. It was just, meh. I really liked Murder House, was interested in Asylum and enjoyed coven in a campy, trainwreck kind of way, but Freakshow was kind of a miss for…

That got my attention too. Sadly Abigail Breslin didn’t really sell it. The lines were attention getting, but her delivery is so flat it wasn’t quite a eye opening as it should have been. I still can’t believe they got some of this stuff past the network though.

It’s pretty condescending when saying it to anyone really, but I was mainly trying to explain why a thought a wink in that context would just kind of be a prime jackass thing to do, the cherry on top of jackassery really.

This. She reminds me of a kid in her definition of fair and her belief that she should be able to do whatever she wants no matter who it hurts just because she feels strongly about it. I once tried to explain the idea of conscientious objector to a class of high school freshmen. They all wanted to talk about how…

At the time he had just finished accusing of her of saying something she didn’t say. She informed him she did not say that. He then told her it’s not what you say but what you mean and winked (?) at her as he said it which seems especially condescending in context at least to me.

No he totally had something in his eye. It was just a coincidence that he was being a condescending jackass at the same time a bug or something just flew into his eye.