Yeah. I wondered what possible outcome he expected. Did he think one of the guys was going to be like, “Yeah, I mean I dropped 20 pounds, hurt in places I never knew existed and at one point may have wept from exhaustion, hunger and dehydration, but I think that’s all meaningless because two of my classmates do not…

Oh wow. I find it fascinating that the military mandated it had to be “feminine,” whatever the hell that means.

I think I love your friend with the puppy. Also, one of my siblings got both a puppy and an engagement ring at about the same time. The dog has lasted far longer than the marriage.

Banana muffins with almond meal and oats are also delicious and gluten free.

This is the guy that turns into the messed up boyfriend I had a few years ago when he decides to date. This guy flirted with me, definitely pursued and then when he initiated sex, freaked out if I even responded too enthusiastically because he claimed it made him feel cheap and made me seem like a slut. Because I was…

What a fun job that will be, and I’m sure the pay will be awesome.

The OMGWTFBBQ! Starred because I am a TS2 nerd and remember the furor that happened when that sucker was released.

Yeah, I’ve heard this directed at a resident when I was in school and wanted to smack people on her behalf. She got engaged, and everyone was like, “Let me see the ring.” She explained that she was not having one because she is not a jewelry person and because she is a large animal surgeon and would be constantly…

I find the half-naked ladies much more tasteful and less aggressive than the scary cartoon characters. We took my 5 you niece to see Cinderella, and those things swarmed. She started screaming in terror as the people in skeevy, moth-eaten costumes crowded around her. It was like something out of one of my own…

When I had to do large animal med, I used to try to trade away the mare cases if possible. I had one recovering from colic in isolation forever, and she spent the majority of her brain power trying to figure out how she could bite me on the small slivers of exposed skin I had whenever I entered her stall.

Me either. This was probably because my mother loves horses and tried to force me to read Black Beauty and watch horse movies. I became actively afraid of them after my college roommate’s demon horse bit me and didn’t get over the fear until vet school forced me to deal with it. Now, I like horses fine, they are way…

Baking is relaxing. You follow a recipe and delicious things result. Cooking is stressful. Also, I like dessert, so I might eat an apple and some cheese for dinner, but I will follow it with homemade cobbler. I am in no other way domestic. My cats are currently nesting in my dirty laundry, but there are fresh cookies…

It makes me really mad too. My mother and I frequently have this fight. I talk about erasing identity, and she looks at me blankly and tells me it “sounds better.” When I did the invitations for my former SIL’s shower, I wrote it the way I wanted it, and mom demanded I change it. I told her to type it herself if she…

I love peaches so much, but I only buy them if I am going to eat them right away or bake them in pies or cobblers. Nectarines last much longer, but for some reason, the nectarines I get around here just don’t tend to be as good as the peaches.

Those quotes are awful, but the sad part is, I can think of some people I know who would say those things. Like when my grandmother died,, I suggested we use her maiden name as part of her full name in the obituary and the service( like Grandma MaidenName Married Name) because she was really proud of it and talked…

Yes, that one is special. I’ve decided that Kyle is actually a time traveler from the 18th century, so he hasn’t gotten over his culture shock yet.

Yeah, I mean those poor guys. I felt really sad for Kyle who is just concerned because women should marry up, so the name is like a prize. I was also really sympathetic to Raul who believes it’s a biological imperative and, of course, to Edgar who was angry at the thought of erasing his identity by having to take a…

That had to be sarcasm. Right? Right? Like, that guy just has a quirky sense of humor. I’m deciding that’s what it is because if it’s not, then my brain might explode, and I can’t deal with that right now.

The worst sexual harassment I ever experienced happened when I regularly wore baggy scrubs, no makeup and had my hair in a ratty messy ponytail.

He will be the best at it, and it will be a classy operation. He’s been very clear on that. I imagine that is also a reasonable paraphrase of the response he would give to your question should you be able to ask it of him. It seems to be the response he gives to approximately half or more of the questions people ask…