Young, thin, straight people with big boobs no less. That’s certainly an under-served market.

Good. I mean this is totally and completely gross, and he’s a disgusting human being for saying it, but I wish more anti choicers would express these kinds of opinions loudly so those who are either ambivalent about abortion or uncomfortable with it would see the real potential consequences of letting these people…

I was pulled over by a cop hiding at a stop sign in a small town in NJ, and the suckiest part of it was that I had actually stopped. I was just in a green car, and his view was blocked because he was hiding behind a tree, so the trees made it tough to see my car, and stopped before the sign not after it He made me 45…

They have to do this because Christmas is winning its war on every other freaking holiday. Last year, I tried to buy a Halloween costume on Halloween, and the employees were busily putting everything Halloween away and putting up Christmas lights.

It wasn’t local for me, and I rarely go to salons unless dragged. I have psoriasis and don’t generally let strangers touch my hair because I am incredibly self conscious about it. She insisted we all had to meet to have our hair done in updos at the same place and burst into tears when I said I’d my own. I can fight…

I didn’t give my brother a wedding gift. At the time, I couldn’t afford the dress and the obscenely expensive salon his fiancee picked, and it took me quite a bit to pay those off. Plus, I had to chip in for the shower gift and plan the in-town shower. I also took care of their pets while they were on their honeymoon.

I’ve had to explain more than once that women in porn actually are unlikely to be able to orgasm on command from like a minute and a half of PIV despite what the movies suggest and not being able to do that does not mean someone is frigid. One of the people I had to explain this to was a friend bemoaning the fact that…

That’s what I was thinking: Is anyone proposing government-mandated vaccines for all? Because, yeah that’s potentially problematic, but just because someone believes a choice is right doesn’t meant that get to put other people at risk by foisting their unvaccinated kids onto other people’s kids at public schools,…

She was a volunteer, and I was not the volunteer coordinator.

She was a volunteer, so she worked for free. I was the shift supervisor and was barely making gas money. We were a non profit on a shoestring. If you were willing to get there at the crack of dawn and scrub shit and risk being bitten and clawed, there was a place for you.

This lady was a loon, but it is theoretically possible to safely feed a vegan diet with appropriate supplementation to an obligate carnivore like a cat, but I wouldn’t recommend trying it and won’t formulate them in my own practice. The food has to be highly processed, but it is theoretically possible according to…

You caught me. I should have slipped milk into her coffee.

She wasn’t a biologist at all just wanted to help animals (I guess just the herbivores), and we needed volunteers. It doesn’t take a lot of scientific know-how to clean cage or chop food as long as you can follow directions nad have someone who knows what they’re doing in charge. You’re right about the cat though. She…

Yes this.

Given the creepy fetus dolls pro lifers use, this is exactly what they picture, a teeny baby that just gets bigger and bigger until it is born.

Also, the way an ulsonagraphic image is created makes the perspective all weird.

During her first pregnancy, my sister had some morning sickness and was controlled it like ginger ale and crackers, and it passed. She said she just couldn’t imagine taking drugs. During her second pregnancy, she spent pretty much 6 months constantly nauseous even with medication. Without it, she just pukes all the…

I know. I hate looking at it the little scraggly hairs, but it has to be done.

I kind of like plucking my eyebrows too. Now, I’m trying to grow them back in because I went overzealous a long time ago and have been maintaining, and the desire to pluck is strong. I’m forcing myself to do only the stray ones that grow in the uni brow territory.

I just can’t wrap my head around how, “I thought maybe I smelled weed,” could ever constitute probable cause for forcibly restraining someone, yanking her legs apart and sexually assaulting her in a parking lot. I can’t even understand how multiple sheriff’s officers would be so certain it did.