I think to make things worse there was a third since the article said another female officer had to be summoned to help hold her legs apart. I can’t even imagine.

That is pretty what I look like right now. I just popped some Alieve, though, so maybe I will be able to face people soon.

Ugh yeah.That oozing feeling is just unpleasant.

For someone who is essentially a fetus. (Why yes, I am old).

Not to have sex (unless you are married to a Republican and not working or the secret mistress of one).

No, it’s mine too, but that might be because I’m kind of commitment phobic.

I had never heard of that Florida law. I just Googled it...gross.

I don’t have a source, but that’s the reasoning I’ve heard from mom who is a teacher and from my former principal and superintendent because it always seemed to me that elementary school should start earlier since little kids are up at the crack of dawn, but I was told it was opposite because of sports.

Yeah, when I saw the headline I thought the case was going to be something involving a kid where getting married was something at least the woman wanted though that would still be absurd. I did not even imagine it would involve an innocent 19 yo who had no interest in getting married and a case that has really nothing…

That really does suck, and it’s awful the school did that. You definitely had a right to complain.

Seriously, don’t marry anyone you don’t trust not to fuck the nanny or a hire a nanny you don’t trust. In college, I babysat for a family, and the wife acted like my only goal in life was to fuck her husband. She always insisted she be the one to drive me home if I didn’t have another ride (even if that meant I had to…

I find IKEA overwhelming. I have to look at a catalog or the website and make a list. If I don’t go in with a plan, I usually end up leaving after wandering around with an increasing sense of panic that eventually results in the need to flee.

Yeah, but they are good at being subtle about asking when you’ll be back as kind of a need-to-know for subs or sending general emails about things like scheduling for next year and implying but never directly saying that the desirability your new schedule might be on the line or even referring to you specifically at…

True and not just corporations. A close family member is a teacher who could not do more than hobble a few feet in the last month of her most recent pregnancy due to a sciatic issue. When she took time off, parents called to try to get their kids moved to different classes if they could not get her permanently…

My BIL was in it too. He said it was a disaster.

I’m pretty confident I could find a story with almost that plot....or so I’ve heard,you know from friends.

No kidding. The whole time I was reading this story, I was thinking that it sounded like the premise of some crappy porn or Literotica story.

For me, it was my thighs. Even as a young kid, I wanted them covered. If I wore shorts, I would grab notebooks, throw pillows or other convenient shields to cover my upper thighs when sitting down because I couldn’t deal with the sight of the fat being spread out when I sat in a chair.

I’m still struggling with this. I used to love to swim, but became so self conscious about my body I just stopped enjoying it.

My niece learned what a president was and the names of some famous presidents on Presidents Day. I think she also learned to sing some patriotic songs and colored a flag. That’s pretty much as deep as the U.S. history lessons went.