I feel for her. I’m very mildly dyslexic (which of course wasn’t caught when I was an actual child) and have horrendous spelling. For a long time I wouldn’t trust auto correct because my brain could not accept the look of some correctly spelled words. They just looked wrong.

Especially since Rand Paul got through medical school, did a general surgery internship and an optho residency. You’d think he’d be clear on the distinction. Ugh!

Because, no doesn’t mean anything unless you belong to some other man? At least, I feel like, “I have a boyfriend,” gets a better response than a simple, “No” which is maddening.

Crap. I think I must need more special water. I was under the impression that the body was pretty intolerant of anything more than slight variations in pH and that the lungs and the kidneys had that covered, Oh and that if for some reason the lungs and the kidneys did not have it in hand that you needed a hospital if…

Also, baking soda is super cheap.

Rooting against people is easier... and more satisfying (I’ve heard).

My mother was so pissed at me when I “lost” the Old Maid deck she bought for my niece. She told me I was thinking too hard about it when I told her it was an awful game designed to reinforce the idea that the worst thing a woman could be was unmarried.

In the real world, fetal-tissue use is about making certain abortions happen, not about salvaging those already done.

Maybe he watched, “The Twilight of the Golds” and mistook it for a documentary?

Heh. She was married to my brother who is very sarcastic, so who knows.

If it’s not a thing it should be, and that sounds like a dandy way to say it to me (well write it- I’m not sure I could pronounce it).

Sadly, no. She is one of the most unironic people I have ever encountered. I have trouble having conversations with her because she does not get (or at least pretends not to get) sarcasm of any kind.

I know someone who had a MRS necklace. She is now divorced.

I think they took out the zinc oxide not because of the scary chemical thing but because it’s thick and gives the skin a white cast. They just talked about lessening whitening and making it easier to apply in their statement.

Yeah, a shot glass is not enough. I don’t use a whole pint glass but probably at least 2 shot glasses plus the stuff I use on my face, and I cover up and skulk in the shade.

I learned how to consistently give myself an orgasm from an article in Cosmo I read as a pre-teen/ teen after snatching the magazine from the trash.

Yeah, and if he didn’t break the skin, it was probably a friendly nip. That’s what cats do to each other, but they have fur to protect them. We don’t. Mine always get my nose or my ear when I least expect it. If they were, you know, cougars, those friendly nips could be disfiguring.

Do people who do this crap actually not have contact with real house cats, or do they not factor in increased size plus wild animal into their reasoning? Because, I adore cats, but even house cats are fucking scary. Like, one of my cats often gets over excited when being scratched and nips or swats you. It’s bad…

Also, I can no longer look at him without hearing Jon Stewart do the turtle voice.

There are a few things cats are awesome at. Two of them are breeding and killing things. I freaking love cats, but free roaming cats are an invasive species, and they will decimate native species.