When your numbers for priests, nuns, and parishioners are on a steady decline for the last 50 years, maybe your dogma sucks and you should change it to something, I don’t know, more welcoming?

In 2000, I got a haircut and the lady barely trimmed my bangs and I was like “Could you go a little shorter with my bangs?” and as punishment or perhaps under some sort of psychosis brought on by hair dye smell and poor ventilation, she gave me those Courtney Cox micro bangs. Unfortunately I do not have the stunning…

It made me feel so bad for her (someone I don’t like) when he threw out her whole closet and refilled it with what he thought was appropriate. Red flags everywhere.

Dershowitz has followed a similar path as that of Rudy Guiliani: each was respected and successful in their prime but they just couldn’t let go of being front and centre with their personas and relevance. So they went nuts. There’s something especially pathetic about these men, but not more pathetic than whoever booked…

Because they don’t have to. Seriously what consequences has Derschowitz ever faced or any other man in this mess?

adjusted the title to be more accurate about this country.

My question exactly. In what universe is CPS allowed to enter your house while you’re still in the hospital recovering from labor and just poke around?

Maybe people will tell me I’m missing the point, but...if the test you’re using can be fooled by a bagel, maybe you should find another test.

I understand why people are tired of this story, but I have to admit I can’t help being curious.

Being rich is not a good thing.

“...cockroach on wheels.”

I’m not gonna blame Outkast for perpetuating this awful myth, but you do not shake a Polaroid picture. You hold it face down. FACE DOWN. Shaking a photo taken on instant film actually degrades the quality and does not speed up the development time.

I’ve been yelling this for 20 years and refuse to stop. I think that’s…

A more callous person would say his analogy doesn’t have a leg to stand on...

Just reading all that made me feel like I desperately need a shower to get rid of all of the scum. My heart goes out to those poor women who actually had an encounter with this fucking cockroach on wheels.

I’m a middle-aged parent, thank you very much.

Rich white guy avoids consequences of own actions. This seems to be a somewhat recurring theme.

Agree. I thought Carrie was a horribly written character yet she was considered this icon of late 90's/early 2000's feminism. Cheated on her partners but was devasted and flabbergasted and acted like a fragile maiden when partners hurt her. Shamed her best friend out of her very expensive and beloved engagement ring…

“If he is dead, she better be over it by now” made me laugh so hard.  In any other context, so cold, but here, could not agree more.

I don’t feel like watching Carrie grieve him again after suffering through that whole movie of her with the blinds shut. If he is dead, she better be over it by now.