I wish they would bring back I Thee Dread. SO BAD. It got me through wedding planning. Also, I’ve said it like 50 times, I got my dress at Reformation for about $600 ish dollars (which for a wedding dress is NOTHING) but mine was also made of recycled materials and whatnot so I didn’t feel terrible about the waste…

My boss was kind of an awesome dick and wouldn’t have us give them (it probably went against company policy but she was also an elementary school teacher and didn’t take shit)

THIS COMMENT MADE MY DAY. LOGAN FOREEVVERRR (LoVe).

When I worked at an AMC in college I had a woman take her boob out of her shirt and rub it up against the glass. Her and her male companion were later asked to leave the theater during their movie bc she was giving him a blowjob. Trust me when I say, this won’t be that bad.

I worked at AMC around then too! Same thing! They demanded refunds and I’m like “Its PG-13, so you can’t say you weren’t told”

I feel this way about movies and bars.

Jurassic World, there was a 4 year old sitting across the aisle. He couldn’t sit still, had like 40 ziploc bags full of snack he wouldn’t stop rustling through or loudly asking to have opened, and then...started screaming and bawling during the “scary” stuff. I was annoyed but then just felt so sorry for him that he…

I just let my bridesmaids wear whatever they wanted (which backfired in a HUGE way when one of the two bridesmaids lost her damn mind and made me go shopping with her for hourrrsss. For perspective it took me 15 minutes to find my wedding dress when I was out drinking and stumbled into the store w my friend).

SLEEVES FOREVER. I had sleeves at my wedding and my friends were all “omg you’re so cool”....I’m not cool I just have terrible posture and don’t want it highlighted.

I couldn’t even make it through the entire clip. That is repulsive.

Well if you put it that way...its not. But yikes.

We already know he thinks he’s above rules. The only thing I’m surprised about is him having a girlfriend.

YESSSSSSSSSS

Ok it has been 13 months since I worked in Columbus Circle, but where the hell did that grass come from? That is not real grass. I stared at that ugly ass circle for 3 years from my office and it doesn’t look like that.

Every single time she says something stupid I feel the need to point out that she spent most of her life reaping the benefits of being a rich white man. She can sit down and be quiet. She cares about no one but herself.

I don’t even understand why people like Woody Allen’s films. In college I tried to watch a few with my friends and my attention span was like 24 and a half seconds before I was like, lets do something else PLEASE.

I work in TV, and shitty as it is, that’s probably why. If a general audience doesn’t know your name they aren’t going to put you on a live broadcast that’s already struggling to retain viewers.

We need Lin-Manuel Miranda to write the President Obama musical next.

Can you explain then? I’d be interested in learning something more about it (no snark, I’m being serious). Editing to add: I read another comment you posted explaining it further. And also, sorry for not understanding the law before I made a comment on a blog—I’m not a lawyer and there’s no need to act like I should…

Ohh now I realize you were quoting the guy! Sorry. I’ve been reading more about it since this happened and its mind blowing. That GIF is perfect.