This is the first I’ve seen that, and now the movie makes SO MUCH SENSE. I was like, why is this way older guy hitting on a girl who’s my age? And now I realize, duh they were peers. But no matter how great of an actress J Law is, she is about my age and I know it.

I like a healthy balance of chemicals and all natural. I use fancy ass “organic” Lush Ultrabland to take off my Dr Jart BB Creme, and then smear any and everything my dermatologist gives me to battle my acne (and this is post Accutane), right now I’m really feeling that RetinA stuff.

My tactic was to let everyone know I’m not fond of children starting at a very young age (seriously, its a running joke in my family that I didn’t even like kids when I was a kid). We’re hiring a sitter to hang out at my mom’s with the kids because we aren’t total monsters and we’ll be having a 21+ cocktail party a…

I have a different last name than my mom and I don’t look like her at all—on the first day at a new school the secretary thought she was a crazy teenager trying to kidnap me. Good times. I’m changing my name because its awful and to avoid a confusing childhood like I had.

This. Times 1 million. I got hit on the other day and when I calmly said “No, I’m not going to school, I’m going to work and then I’m going home to my fiancee *casually show off fancy ring from #1dude” The man doing the skeezing was SHOCKED that I wasn’t younger. He must have thought I was in high school which is…

I thank my mom constantly for little things she has done for me now that I’m an adult. I picked her up at 5am at the airport a few months ago and I realized she used to drive me to sports at about the same time in the morning and I thanked her for that.

I want to print this out and frame it.

I’ve already decided to get it done young. My mom had me at 23 and now at 51 she is enjoying planning my wedding and nagging me for grand kids while all her contemporaries are dealing with their teenage or younger kids. I witnessed first hand how hard it was for her to be my mom: young, single and juggling a career.…

I actually have a few vintage Abercrombie sweaters from the 60’s/70’s (thank you Salvation Army) and they are the absolute best. Such nice quality, excellent fit. Just all around great. I’ve also got one random sweater I purchased at the store for full price in 1999 which may actually qualify it as vintage at this…

What is that shit all about?! I used to get yelled at about that all the time as though I had personally typed the newspaper incorrectly in order to fuck up their day. They were almost always holding an old paper too.

I worked at a movie theater for 2 summers and it was the best and weirdest time in my life. The stories I could tell...holy shit.

A few years ago my friend married her husband in Paris where they were living at the time. It was the most amazing wedding I’ve ever been to; the reception was in Parc des Buttes Chaumont and the cake was being kept refrigerated a few blocks away at their apartment. After several bottles of champagne me and a friend…

I have never been to a bridal shower. The first one I will attend will be my own in August. I’m so nervous about it I’ve considered asking my mom to cancel. Being the center of attention does nothing for me—the food at my wedding is going to take center stage so my fiance and I can dance and drink with all our…

What the actual fuck is that? You don’t throw a party and then ask people to bring gifts and pay for the party.

Or she can just build a nursery next to her office and hire a full time nanny or 3 to care for her baby...

I’m convinced that Tammy “2” Swanson is the daughter of Pete and Trudy Campbell (she blames her problems with men on her dad). If Tammy is Kimmy’s mom that would bring it full circle.

Considering what the school was dealing with thanks to Sandusky, I find it hard to believe that he went to the University and they did nothing. They can’t actually pursue anything without documentation or evidence which according to them he was unwilling to provide and it pisses me off that he’s suing the school. It…

I like that your cat is named Kevin—which is appropriate for your Home Alone reference.

I have the puddle jumper!! I freakin love it for long haul travelling. Its got that magnet-shut compartment that is perfect for easy phone/passport access.

I can fit a ton of stuff in it. Plus my shoes/hairdryer/etc can all go in the lower compartment. I find it pretty easy to carry too. Its got a long strap so I can throw it over my body.