Wig?

Remember that time that JJ Abrams said that the villain that Benedict Cumberbatch was going to play in Star Trek Into Darkness was absolutely NOT Khan?

Separated at birth!?!!

Just like a vegan to go on national television about it!

All of the moms I know who ate their placenta, and one dad I know who was offered and accepted placenta capsules, say that shit is like rocket fuel. I’m not a mom, but I’ve seen enough exhausted-to-the-point-of-tears parents to say CAN’T YOU BUSYBODIES JUST LET THESE NEW PARENTS LIVE? Apparently not.

What do models think? Well, at least one doesn’t agree with being told she’s too fat to work when she’s a size 0: http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-…

64% of models surveyed in a 2012 Model Alliance survey have been asked to lose weight. http://fashionista.com/2012/03/model-…

I have worked in fashion. What do you think it would take for you, a naturally thin person with a similar torso, to have legs like that? Now go do that. Obviously not, but that’s what young models are asked to do all the time. If your legs were bigger than Kiki’s your manager might call you “fat” or “chunky.”

*William Shakespeare’s Michael Jordan

Whenever I hang out with guys, they’re always talking non-stop about things like, if you had to choose, would you rather have wings or tusks? Is Christopher Marlowe the Scottie Pippen to Michael Jordan’s William Shakespeare? Recently I was having drinks at a sidewalk cafe with 3 guys, and one of their friends walked…

My ex was this way. He isolated me from a lot of friends, slowly, over time. He’d accuse me of wanting to leave him for one of my guy friends, but surprise! He was cheating on me the whole time. Project much?

There’s an interview with one of the writer-producers, when asked if the scene was going to be the same as the book scene, he “looked somewhat horrified at that idea. “No!” he said. “Lord no. No-no-no-no-no. No.” http://www.ew.com/article/2015/0…

The North remembers...

I’m done for. A total goner.

SMART

Ha ha ha, I was gonna comment, “Pretty sure that’s KTZ FW 2015,” and there’s been a lot of coverage about how much cultural appropriation there was in that collection (http://fusion.net/story/51252/na…).