He's too low-born to marry a daughter of the Lord of Riverrun, Hoster Tully/widow of a Hand of the King, Jon Arryn. As Lord of Harrenhal, he's risen high enough to marry her.

Clorox wipes!

Also, all the slaves she saves are brown. I've been re-reading the books, and there are several mentions of slaves with blonde hair and blue eyes, etc. etc.

Don't you all know that fashion magazines are thinspo for fashion editors and ladies who lunch? And don't you know that a lot of the gay men who work in fashion love for the girls to look so skinny they look like twinks or "near death"? (I've actually heard someone say that. Multiple times. "Near death." Think…