All I know is that they glue the flowers on the succulents. I have photos.

Can I hate the new Mitsubishi Eclipse Cross already? It’s not an Eclipse... It’s a crossover. It looks less like an Eclipse than the 2000 Eclipse. The only good eclipse has a hood hump. Fact.

Dope song. All for artists doing their thing as long as it’s quality: I learned to appreciate Yeezus, I’ll even indulge Garth Brooks his Chris Gaines era, but for me it’s Donald’s mustache that kills this for me.

A sprained ankle ain’t nothing to play with... apparently.

It hasn’t, so how do you know it’s not epic?

This article actually made me want to go see the movie...