Curious. How does giving the kids who suck something else as a reward, something that may even be more valuable than a plastic trophy, cure the harm you’ve identified? I mean, if my team wins the championship and I was the best player on that team, and I get a trophy, and the shitty benchwarmer on the worst team gets…

I am so goddamn sick and tired of this “waah, everybody gets trophies nowadays” shit.

See there’s this thing where kids can look at their prize, look at somebody else’s prize, and then tell which is bigger.

Yes, cause you’re a dick.

“ Try working with millenials.”

To do this in the first place makes you kind of a dick. To do this in a public forum to children makes you kind of a legit psychopath.