Crap, that reminds me that my son’s Cub Scout pack has its Pinewood Derby next week. And I’m no better at carpentry than that orangutan.

Pointless question. Everyone knows that the hokey-pokey is what it’s all about.

I’ve heard someone say that they liked cold weather better that hot weather because when it gets cold, you can always put on more clothes. But, with hot weather, when you are nekkid, thats it...

The fun part: it’s already happened.

Yup. I especially like the part at the end “we haven’t tried this, would you mind doing the reporting for us and letting us know how it goes?”

You are all the same. If someone rips your story off, and posts it somewhere else, there will be hell to pay and lawyers. However, hack a console and load roms? Here is your guide/links to all the information! Now yeah, there are legal and illegal, but screw that, we know 98% of you are going the illegal way, just…

The very first instruction on that video is ‘turn off firewalls and antivirus software’ -- sort of a giant red flag there. Especially given that you’re running software from Russia.

On a side note, I really hated that fucking dog.

Super MARIO Bros, Duck Hunt, two controllers, a zapper and the console. What a deal that system was.

“Film is a storytelling medium”

Makes me sad that people don’t appreciate this kinda stuff to begin with. A lot of “bad” movies from the past few years have incredible visual effects (read: Jupiter Ascending, Gods of Egypt, etc.), which go widely unappreciated.

The Force Awakens was needed to restart the franchise (you needed to basically retell the same story you did 38 years ago to wipe away the bad taste of talking about taxes for 3 movies), it needed to answer a ton of questions, and it needed it to set up the next 2 movies.

We don’t call it the DC Murderverse around here for nothing

“No one stays good in this world.”

Io9 has zero problems throwing DC under the bus, as long as it’s in service of the almighty Marvel.

Ha! Hate to say, ‘I told ya so’, but, I completely told ya so in the last article on this horeshit story. Jesus. Who buys into ‘a friend of a friend of a friend told me @ dinner the other night...’ story?! I realize this is blog site, and not really under any journalistic license, but before you go waving your little…

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Overrated: my ass.

I trust Ben Affleck more than a bunch of chatty Hollywood producers when it comes to scripts.

Once in a lifetime super moon, won’t happen again till 2034.