A few years ago Wizards Of The Coast commissioned a comic artist to make cinematic “walkthrough map” posters of the classic dungeon models, including the G1-3 Giants and D3 Vault Of The Drow. They’re great fun and very inventive with how the characters manage to get through (or don’t.)

Because they paid Sony to put them on there...

Maybe because they tried out the touch pad on the Apple TV remote and realized that touch controls for a remote are hot garbage?

It’s called: I need an article to post. I’m sure right after he came up with the question he answered it and then kept writing.

But, if the circle in the middle is an enter/select button, how would you do that on a D-Pad?

Planetary Scientists: “Something seems off about this celestial body...”

Fucking earthers

The things we could accomplish if the money we waste on war and oppression was instead spent on education and science would make Star Trek look like a dystopia in comparison.

Unpopular opinion, but I say nuke it with a low-yield, highly exothermic warhead.

Two more words: Mario Kart

“When he opens his mouth it’s a vacuous hole: There’s little room for a brain or anything else.”

If this movie has taught me anything, it’s that I’m getting six Pokemon, and then I’m putting them to work.

it would make no sense for devito to be pikachu here. no sense at all. 

I saw it last night with my wife, who’s only mildly interested Pokemon as a result of me never shutting up about it. We had very different expectations going in, but came out with the same opinion—

How she found them exactly isn’t answered, unless you assume the “Where’s Fury?” scene at the end of Captain Marvel has already happened before the start of Endgame.

Dude, that kid was aces. Where are they finding all these child actors...?

Counterpoint: Max is awesome because Max is the Rogue. Balance, Pickpocket, Lockpick, and my personal favorite, Sneak Attack.

They definitely need to increase Lucas’ sister’s (Priah Ferguson) screen time.