Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special rules. The Hingefreel people of Arkintoofle Minor did try to build spaceships that were powered by bad news, but they didn’t work particularly well and were so extremely unwelcome whenever they arrived…

Trump to the 8th power.

Terry Pratchett!

I was hoping that NDT’s answer was going to be: “The universe doesn’t give a rat’s ass about your speed of dark question.”