Oh dear god, you’re right.

I’m a huge Star Wars fan and I haven’t been excited about this at all ever since they announced it. I realized a couple of weeks ago why: it’s the opening 10 minutes of Indiana Jones 3 expanded to 2 hours. Here’s why he’s afraid of snakes! Here’s where he uses a whip for the first time and gets the scar on his…

Solo: A Not-Screened-For-Critics Story

One of the massive strengths of the recent Planet of the Apes movies is that they mostly leave the “this is how we got to the Planet of the Apes” stuff to one side to focus on characters and ideological conflicts. The explanations are there if you want them but they’re more interested in Caesar’s journey. I really…

I’ve always wondered who Vader’s dad was.

I’ll bet you it gets pushed back to winter.

I’ve always wanted to know how Han met Chewie, just as much as I wanted to know who built C-3PO.

Weird that this movie comes out in four months, and they haven’t so much as released a publicity shot, much less a trailer.