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Crushing Georgia’s hopes and dreams is old hat to the Russians.

So the Democrats are going to try to prove they are almost as stupid as the Republicans.

This is what you get when people stop asking “Do you know how to use critical thinking skills?” and go with “Do you know how to inject race into every dumb blurb you get and can you spend more time on the headline than the story?”

-when your name is Isha Aran and you haven’t written about Cardi B in over six hours

Wrong. Philly fans are almost as insufferable as Boston fans and they’ve never fucking won anything in the past 30 years, besides one world series. If Philly teams had anywhere near the success of Boston teams, we’d have to nuke Philly to shut them up.

Complaining about gentrification while announcing which Whole Foods you shop at is a bit... how you say... whack?

They are the same in that they both are shitty and barely represent the people anymore.

People were too busy shouting “YAAAASSSS QWEEN” and calling people Bernie Bros to realize that an astonishing number of people who don’t live in NYC or California hate Hillary the way most people hate fire ants.

Uh, there were no allegations (not even anonymous ones) on record and Kirkman denied her article was about LCK. And the origin of the story appeared to be a Gawker article.

 You know why people can’t let go of what HRC, DWS did? Because their supporters, some here, kept shitting on people who voted Bernie, Johnson, Stein. People like Samantha Bee kept stating we were complicit in Trump’s election. People like Eminem said “fuck you” to Independent voters.

Oh, hi there Ms. Wasserman Schultz! How’s it going in Florida’s 23rd?

This’ll get me some flack because I’m seeing something other than how his words were (stupidly) structured, but I think he meant to include everyone in his statement about “ordinary Americans.” He tends to speak out against the millionaires, who are not ordinary, and he tends to contrast them with the rest of us who

Seriously, she knows. This is her thing. She’s an awful writer with butt takes.

He could have had a less shitty show. He was bad. Really bad.

Whatever you say pal. Walking around pretending Obama is Mother Theresa does us no favors, IMHO.

I’m as far as you get from being a G-Dub fan, but it’s worth noting that Obama’s record on human rights and endless conflicts is not exactly stellar either...

It creates a truly authentic NFL experience when the fans can get CTE as well.

The day the Clintons disappear forever can’t come soon enough. Hillbilly huscksters who got taken out by a syphilitic game show host. It is the legacy they wholeheartedly deserve.

My personal problem with the piece is that the article doesn’t acknowledge at all the numerous times Fantano has identified himself as a feminist and his reviews that generally indicate leftwing ideology. Also, thatistheplan may indulge in some lowbrow humor but to indicate that it “endorses” racism is a faaaaar