You’re an idiot.

Boston disposed of Philly in 5 games last year without Kyrie and Hayward, but suddenly they’ll be “beating each other up”?

I feel like there should be one in Puerto Rico, but I also feel like there’s something I’m overlooking.

Put a team in the DR or Puerto Rico.

No one fucking cares dude.

LOL

Stopped watching this show after that abysmal Hillary Clinton episode.

Find a different gif.

IDK what you’re talking about, this is easily one of the best tweets of all time.

Shut the fuck up lol

I agree with everything said here, but let’s be real: Deadspin would never write an article like this about Tom Brady even though he’s been even more consistently great than Lebron James and just delivered arguably the best QB performance in SB history at age 40.

Nice bait, bro.

La Croix is overpriced garbage.

That was basically the plot of Brave New World.

Who cares if there’s a black person in the ad? Honestly.

You’re so woke!

The real one is perfect IMO.

This party is hilariously inept.

Provided they can work together, I am absolutely taking the ten thousand rats and the birds in the sky. Ten thousand fucking rats I think could take any of those other combos.

Well neither deserves the award.