I’m worried that if I read about sleep paralysis too much it’ll give my brain ideas and I might get it lol

There are stories on the Internet that are posted many times. Often presented as being about the poster.

Even when supernatural, doggos only do good :’)

i think the alien fingers were just...not believable. especially if the other TAs and prof were trying to figure out which one of their students were responsible for the messages. those fingers would stick out like...

It may not be that easy, but I’m not convinced it’s particularly hard either. I think my issue is them throwing out beauty and lifestyle tips to impressionable young girls when we all know you bought that ass.

Part of it is also that she’s well...right?

What’s wrong with making fun of idiots like the Kardashians?

This was me in those k-12 years.

She has a science room. And reads the MIT Department of Materials Science and Engineering for funsies. She named her experiment after the Greek goddess (Titan) of fresh water.

Sunday is great until the football game ends and you hear the “tick tick tick” of 60 Minutes. Then, the weekend is officially over, and it sucks.

The first date isn’t really a date anyway (online dating context). It’s the lets meet in person for an hour or so to see if we both want to go on an actual date.

Sunday is the worst. When I was working anyway. I was so depressed about Monday on the horizon I hated everyone except for my pets.

Maria’s Extrovert Party Character (a Harvard Lady Bobcat no less!) still delights me.

I totally get how you could feel that way about Lady Dynamite, and I get it because I actually feel the same way about Tig Notaro’s stuff!! My mom had breast cancer when I was a little kid so it’s got this whole monster-under-the-bed feel for me, something about watching Maria Bamford be super weird and awkward and…

Not even the presence of Fred Armisen can make me stop watching this, so excited. I hope that Mark McGrath is back.

Back to blonde...

omg, I’ve never seen that one!

I don’t know why but that is extremely unsettling.

I’m sooooooo happy!!!!

I have never seen a ghost. I have not received repeated phone calls from disconnected numbers. Weird things do not generally happen to me.