The good news is that, within a few years, Arpaio is going to be eligible to run for the president of hell.

This narrative needs to stop. It’s all over Jezebel and it’s disgusting. I get it, Texas is republican, and republicans are horrible people.

I have never responded to comments on here, but I had to for this. These are human beings. Some voted for Trump, but most didn’t. Houston is one of the blue parts of this state, but you can bet your ass, if a human is in need of help, I’m going to do what I can to help them. I refuse to sit on my hand and say “Fuck…

My takeaway from this is that you enjoy cooking far more and value spontaneity far less than I do. Good on you, but I’ll remain with the other 90.91% The best after sex food for me requires no work from either person besides tipping the delivery person, and the second best is eggs and bacon made by him while I go back…

f’en kudos, tara...that was inspired.

It’s hilarious.

“And I stepped on the ball”

If Louise had one tiny bit of class (I know that’s a ridiculous thought) she would go on Jenni’s website and donate every single penny Jenni’s friend needs for his medical bills, anonymously and quietly. Just do something decent with all that money she isn’t spending on her hair.

Yes, thank you because I’m here to talk about her hair. She’s in constant need of toner and I don’t understand on account of the fact that she’s so rich and all. Why does she go for the all over bleach? She needs to weave in some baby lowlights, maybe a root smudge, toss on a toner, and join us in 2017. Surely all…

Really top-drawer?

“...she does not receive compensation for products she mentions.”

Hold the fuck up. Steven Mnuchin’s new shiksa wife is the angel-haired Zambian war lady??? Why didn’t I know that?

It’s a flat tax. 6 minutes of sex that can best be described as ‘uncomfortable’ with a dude who looks like a well-dressed suburban Ohio middle school vice principal, every Saturday at 8:30 pm on the dot. But you can write off the 4 martinis required to get you pleasantly fuzzy prior to the act, so there’s that.

I’m ready to eat the rich.

#PowderedWigs #SilkShoes #Cake #PoorsAreJustJealous

Wtf is wrong with everyone in this administration and public service? First Zinke’s wife is live-tweeting their exotic Greek vacation and now Linton is bragging about her private taxpayer expensed jet and designer clothes? He’s worth $500 million but couldn’t pay for a private jet or 1st class but had to ride off…

Actually, when he looks up at the sun like that, it isn’t harmful at all, because his head is so far up his ass.

And designate where you hang your towels. What kind of people does she travel with? Do they just pile their used towels on each other? You are all responsible for your own towel, or it goes in the wash.

My (overvalued) $.02:

This is window dressing, a meaningless gesture to appease ‘traditional Conservative Republicans’ and the Generals.

Bannon will say he will continue to support the Circus Peanut’s agenda, early Redditors/Breitfarters will be mad initially but briefly, and the bullshit will continue.

OK... let’s set aside the myriad ways to know whose towel is whose.

Seriously, who is washing towels EVERY DAY (aside from people with VERY LARGE families and very small linen closets)?