As an asthmatic and former museum professional, I am appalled on both counts. This shit literally fucks up people’s lives and priceless works of art. Fuck celebrity culture that tries to paint this as edgy instead of actually destructive.

I feel like we’ve come full circle and the kids these days think smoking is cool again? I don’t know. I am an old.

Smoking is gross. Indoor smoking is even more gross. Indoor smoking that ruins original art pieces and haute couture gowns people spent months making for these idiots is reprehensible.

Men’s style trends are always along the lines of “wait, men shouldn’t have to do any styling whatsoever.”

Like a lot of “trends” (ugh), this only really works if you’re already Very Conventionally Attractive. Then, it’s an interesting imperfection/quirk, rather than Yet Another Thing That’s Wrong With Your Face. Thanks but nah.

That’s some Gourmand shit right there. 

Matin Kratt: “What if we could mate with sharks in the wild?”

Yeah, forcing a couple (who likely came together via arranged marriage) to obsess to this degree over the “correctness” of their sex lives and insisting that their male religious leader have a say in the woman’s sexual health totally doesn’t harm anyone nosirree

Isn’t it funny that the God who created the whole, wide, largely empty universe is concerned with weird shit like this? It’s so odd how all his obsessions happen to sync with a bunch of dudes who lived in the Middle East a couple thousand years ago. Almost like a bunch of sexist dudes just made the whole thing up.

I’m no medical doctor, but you appear to have a preexisting condition called humorlessness. It’s just an opportunity to post a picture of maple-syrupy deliciousness.

Good God! For the second time in a month, my ovaries just came back on-line again. Looking at this picture, I’ve developed a grand plan to save us all from the Trumpkins and their horrible buddies: Declare war on Canada with the specific intention of losing, and becoming a colony. It’s like being adopted, but…

Yeah I can feel the pain and cringe. I’m not even sure I can handle recaps like this going forward. Though I was holding fairly strong until the Nicole Kidman gif. That look was pure woman-on-woman violence.

Even target is too pricey for my blood. (35$ for an itty bitty sweater? Cmon)

Yes! I am all over this. Is it just me, or is Kumail the cutest but no one talks about how he’s the cutest?

My great grandmother was a Presley. I think she was a 2nd or 3rd cousin to Elvis. I helped with some cemetery clean up this week and found out she gave one of her sons her maiden name for a middle name which I thought was cool.

Ugh, that’s what got me too. As if one can only be deserving of compassion if they died of an “acceptable” disease. Died of an addiction, depression, suicide? Oh well, they did it to themselves. Fuck ‘em.

Oh, God, that bandana. I kept thinking he was hurt (I was pretty young).

You guys are probably too young to remember the “Chachi is a heartthrob years”, but even though he was a sex symbol, people really never related to him like they do other celebs. Random aside: he tried to start a trend by wearing a bandana tied around the thigh of his jeans all the time. It was so stupid.

I’m a compassionate person. I’m very heartbroken over her passing, especially since it was cancer.