Your username is so much better than the content it produces.

One of the more interesting aspects of getting old is that what used to be common knowlage in your youth isn’t any longer, despite the younger generation’s greater access to information. Especially when it comes to pop culture. When I was young, everyone knew John Lennon was a deeply troubled man with a wide nasty…

It’s a Tank Top Dickie. A Tickie?

Oh god, if only we had Jeeves to set him straight...

Some kind of semaphore-like signalling to Moscow? One piece of tape for “All is well,” two pieces of tape for “Send help”?

I covet Lululemon stuff as much as the next girl, but their sales are pretty wack. You forfeit your right to return it if it’s not right/doesn’t fit and settle for whatever color was the least popular, all for like $9 off. Nah.

I covet Lululemon stuff as much as the next girl, but their sales are pretty wack. You forfeit your right to return…

Oprah is a mistake.

I know that people in the law enforcement and military sectors would loooove to think that polygraphs are a near-perfect instrument of detecting falsehoods, but they simply aren’t:

Better than eye witness. Still not perfect. You know oneof the questions on a polygraph is if you have ever learned or searched how to beat a polygraph. The makers know it is imperfect but it’s not so awfully wrong that the government has stopped using it.

Judge Randy Stoker should be bombarded with actual mail to his home address, since, ya know — he hates the Internet and thinks it’s a good excuse for rape. But since I’m not privy his home address, he can be reached here:

Oh right, they’ll just check that he’s behaving via polygraph, a test so notoriously unreliable that it’s banned in military courts. That makes complete sense!

But when I wash them they get all lumpy. I’d rather sleep on filth than lumps!

One of my favorite episodes is when her parents come to visit and her mom shouts over to her dad, “Did you take your pill?” and both Mary and her dad answer, “Yes!”

Valerie Harper is still okay.

Rest in peace Mary. The last years of her life were rough according to those who knew her.

National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255

Michael Jackson was a child molester who kept torture porn of children and animals. Why are we making movies about him in the first place? That is what disgusts me...

I feel like there needs to be a wider distinction between rape fantasies and...well, this. Consenting non-consent is probably closer to what your average person gets off to (that is to say, the non-consent is illusory and they decide what happens to them/by whom in their fantasy) and the appeal has more to do with…

Once the cat got explosive diarrhea in the master bedroom and my daughter came in while I was scrubbing the carpet and told me to clean it really well because that wasn’t a smell anyone would want to smell while you were in bed “hugging and touching each other’s faces.”

Allow me to be shallow (or don’t, you do you), but that picture up top makes them easily one of the ugliest goddamned celebrity couples to over float below a Jezebel headline.