This is not who I meant to reply to. Did not have a poster of shitty steaks in my room.

I HAD A POSTER OF YOU IN MY ROOM GROWING UP. HOW COULD YOU?!

Wenger does not and has never understood the human body cannot take the beating he puts his players through. He keeps such a small squad and absolutely refuses to bring players in in the transfer window. It’s not just bad luck that’s causing the same injury issues every year, it’s Wenger’s mismanagement, and Arsenal…

Eh, not really. Some Christians take this view but many didn’t, and Judaism (and Islam) have never taken this view. In fact the latter two believe what separates us from animals and gives us our holiness is the brains God gave us, and we are put on this earth to use them to our full potential. It’s why Jews have…

God damn it, I just posted this one.

It’s like that old joke:

“What do you mean? Plenty of people rent a room in Manhattan at 1400 a month.”

I’m in NYC and living in my parents house right now, that’s why I decided to look for jobs out of NYC! Also bumblefuck brooklyn is too expensive, now its bumblefuck Bronx or Queens. And there’s a decent chance you get stabbed.

The 30% rule is of a bygone era, sorry. I have a good job in a cheapish metro area and not a chance could I only spend 30% on rent+utilities, I’d live in a shack in the middle of nowhere.

...you mean monthly rent should be less than 1/40th of your annual income, right? Otherwise that’s ridiculous.

Does this place rhyme with Rornell, perchance?

What Yale basketball player is gonna make lots of money? These people won’t sniff the NBA.

Wait til the announcer’s end: “That’s a little too much male bondage for a basketball game.”

The new Uber charter plane service flies exclusively Dassault Falcons.

What’re the odds the Warriors were hungover?

Comparing Woody Allen to Bill Cosby and Roman Polanski is like comparing Zima to absinthe.

“even insinuated that a Jezebel writer was using annoying tactics to try to get her to out him as a bad guy, basically purposefully trying to hound her to say he was a Big Bad, and falsely making something big and controversial out of nothing.”

Two wrongs don’t make a right, or did you fail kindergarten? Also, in what universe is a slide five feet late, off the basepath, where you don’t even touch the base, legal?

This is absurd. You can’t run over the catcher but you can leg sweep an unprotected second basemen with your entire body? That was some street fighter level shit. He should have been suspended for the entire postseason at least.