I like this narrative where Game Pass apparently only has little indie games. Yes, lets ignore NFS: Unbound, Wo Long, Atomic Heart, Hi-Fi Rush, Back 4 Blood, High on Life, Total War: Warhammer III, Yakuza: Like a Dragon, Monster Hunter Rise, Outriders, Death Stranding, Halo Infinite, Psychonauts 2, Forza Horizon 5,…

So you’re saying it’s a game that would benefit from being a completely different game?

This is a really interesting story. I like hearing this sort of perspective and I’m glad you gave it the space to be positive and hopeful. Or at least as much as it can be, considering. I do really like a sort of friendly horror aesthetic, and I can get down with some mindless action. Maybe I’ll give this a shot since…

The fact that loot is leveled and enemies level up with you means your weapons effectively get weaker every time you level up. That stake launcher that was one-shotting vampires 5 minutes ago? Whoops, you leveled up and now it takes two shots. It basically means you have to replace all of your guns every time you…

“Violence has devastating consequences, and we have zero tolerance for content that promotes or incites hatred or violent behavior”

“since the 1999 Columbine massacre”

Yeah, it couldn’t possibly be because a cop murdered a 17-year-old kid.

Why they decided to go with a live service naval combat multiplayer game instead

Oh no! You bought a game you were looking forward to playing literally YEARS before this remake comes out! 

Skull & Bones feels like it should have been a spiritual successor to Black Flag. Why they decided to go with a live service naval combat multiplayer game instead of just making an open-world pirate action RPG will always baffle me.

But according to JD PowerHammer, they are the best made vehicles on the planet now.  Doesn’t make sense.

Hmmmm....7 out of 9 of the slowest are FCA products. Shocked.

I find this car about as appealing as a 5 course dinner that is nothing but different shaped plates of room temperature mushed peas. Ford tried to pander to the winga dinga crowd with these snooze boxes and somehow missed the mark badly.

I’d be more excited by the 2CV that Roger Moore drove in “For Your Eyes Only.”

Yup, today is the day I realized I got old.

There are clear examples of grooming in this situation. It’s definitely a term that’s been loaded and misused in a lot of situations, but being in communication with an underaged fan and sending him underwear and asking sexual questions falls squarely under the term.

Grooming doesn’t necessarily mean you want to have sex with kids. It can mean you’re “grooming” them so that they’re ready for you when they come of age. It’s manipulative and creepy. It’s what Drake does. He’s maybe never been physically involved with a minor, but he develops deeply personal and inappropriate…

I had no idea this person existed and now I’m annoyed I do. 

Eh, I don’t know if it’s grooming, but...

Who is her PR Crisis manager, Frank Reynolds?