Eight-track player. Faux woodgrain - not just woodgrain, burl - AND plaid AND vinyl interior. Vinyl roof, saints preserve us. All lovingly photographed at sunset to really emphasize the “burnt” in that burnt umber paint color.

Go for something not everyone else at the car show will have - like this 1970 AMC Rebel.

Man, this thing would be killer if it had an el Manuel. Even with the bore-matic transmission it’s a pretty slammin deal at 20k. They should stuff a turbo engine and a 6 speed and sell as the Kia Rio dios mio.

You know how construction sites use the crane to hoist their air compressor up in the air to keep it from being stolen? If you did that with your car, it would be safe from rodents, unless they can figure out how to operate the crane.

I think the ‘manual’ part went extinct for most loans a while ago.

We had the Granada, the Versailles (close enough), the Cordoba, and, of course, perhaps most notably, the Seville.

Cars all became our friend who aced the SAT, got his business degree, and is now doing a solid job raising his two kids in the suburbs while working his way up through middle management at a regional accounting firm. He’s a good friend and can hold his liquor on the semi-monthly occasion he comes out with us.

What are your favorite vowels? Mine in Y, but only sometimes.

Cadillac ELR. My post is “pending.”

Get two ChangLi specials and strap one to each foot.

It belongs in a museum! https://www.ctmq.org/121-the-crra-garbage-museum/

What about this 2008 Dodge Magnum SRT8 for $24,977? I’m told it comes with Glossy Brilliant Black Crystal Exterior with Medium Slate Gray Leather/Suede Interior 6.1L SRT HEMI V8 Engine Automatic Transmission Gloss Red Brembo Calipers 20' OEM SRT-8 Wheels Heated Front Seats GPS Navigation System Sunroof Power Seats…