Really not newsworthy? Over two billion miles and still on original tires!

Damn. Spoiler Alert.

Lazy ‘journalism’. What you gonna do?

Agreed. This is an embarrassing, uninformative article. 

He’s a lazy, willfully-uninformed writer. His pieces on Slate annoyed me until I just stopped reading them.

Or consider this: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/jan/27/paraguay-german-speaking-covid-denialists-settlement-new-paradise

Right? And spending how much for flying around in helicopters with thermal-imaging equipment to find a few lab animals? Oops, I’m gonna pay for this one.

Also unrelated news? Who can say? https://sports.yahoo.com/truck-crash-creates-frozen-potato-151035212.html

Right. And another point: I think a lifetime supply of pencil sharpeners is one?

We appliance enthusiasts laugh at your ignorance. “Just an appliance’ is all you people want in a clothes washer or dryer. Make it wet, then make it dry. Features like fuzzy-logic fabric detection, turbo spin dry, and smartphone cycle-end alerts are wasted on your kind. Stick with your cheap, white, clothes-cleaning…

No electric thigh bolsterer? No Dice!

No worries; you can save all the prep, gear, and sacrificees to use at the offering in request for a mid-engined Corvette. 

Blew a chance for a really long slideshow, Owen. Could’ve led to a big promotion.

Oh, please. Obviously set up by the police for PR purposes.

Isn’t that the girl from the ‘jealous girlfriend’ photo?

Nice Price. I often think about buying one of these and would probably buy this one except for the color. I dislike silver cars. I definitely want one with the supercharger, but I’d feel slightly disappointed every time I walked up to it. Not a feeling I want with a fun car; never happened once when I had a red RX-7. 

Oh, well. At least it wasn’t a slideshow. I paused for a second before clicking on this one, because Mr. Hodge’s articles often are. I couldn’t see how he’d manage to do it with this one, so I clicked in order to find out. Greatly disappointed to find it wasn’t after all.

Thank you!

Former backhoe-driver here. You know what’s big? A backhoe tire. You know what’s slow? A backhoe. A person could walk or jog up to a malevolent backhoe and easily shoot the tires. Rampage over. No need to kill the driver.

KilledDozer?