I have a complex love-hate relationship with this movie.

wow.

and then, I remember : io9 is the best site in the internets.

make it three.

funnier, true.

"It has pretty much everything, from Sean Connery running around in lacy outfits pretending to be Spanish,"

Considering that the "no man can kill me" is a prophecy they used to make everyone fear the Witch King even more, I don't see a loophole there.

oh, I never got around to play paranoia :\

you sir might suffer from a severe case of too-much-io9.

eh eh ^^

yeah I wish I could recover all my Heavy Metal from my hard drive...

no no no, Bat's is Bruce, Robin is Dick.

hehe xD

I work in software. So either I get interview by a business type or the dude interviewing me likes LotR.

One more reason why my real life persona doesn't have a facebook. And will probably never have.

not gonna keep this up.

"the evil Haradrim", aka, the people of the South the dark lord Sauron attracted with riches

Elves are as imperfect as humans. They have the same flaws and they committed even greater atrocities.

The orcs are corrupted elves, created by the dark lord Morgoth.

oh, do tell me more.