If you miss this, it’ll be $20 next time

If you miss this, it’ll be $20 next time

I analyzed the compound of the parking lot material from “photo a/b” and its not a match. Not. Even. Close.

I’m starring your comment so people see there’s a Watson to the other commenter’s Sherlock.

Now show us how he parked at the airport...

To paraphrase Chris Rock, “if the cops have to come get you, they’re bringing an ass whooping with them.”

I was just hoping for a number I could show my wife

Oh I’ve been banished, tarred and feathered so many times online and in real life. I just shake my head and smile because what can you do. I still call myself a liberal because that’s where the majority of my opinions lie.

Right? I saw this with the new Ghostbusters movie.

Right? I saw this with the new Ghostbusters movie. I could be happy that a bunch of talented female actors got roles in a reboot of a beloved classic. I could also say that the movie sucked. Because it did suck. And it would have probably sucked if they made it with Seth Rogan and Jonah Hill. Just because someone…

This is precisely why I elected *not* to compete in the Rio Olympics.

There is a time to Godwin, and there’s a time when Godwinning just comes off as hyper-hyperbolistic. A peddler of dangerous moronocy is not the same as a genocidal fuhrer.

As usual, people like you conflate a right to freedom of speech with the 1st Amendment.

So wait...let me get this straight.

On April 19, 2017 Aaron Hernandez was discovered hanged in his cell by corrections officers...

He died doing what he loved...

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

Why would they, when there’s a perfectly good chance to shame a victim and their grieving family?!

Can’t let these opportunities slip by!!!! /s

If anything, that just shows that his powers are arbitrary and changed to suit the writers’ needs in the moment. So the real answer to the question “does Wolverine have a foreskin?” is “well, do the writers need him to have one?”

First Cloney, outfitted in a fedora and overcoat, physically tried to stop Switzer, but she avoided his clutches.

Oh for fuck's sake. THIS is the exact type of comment people are talking about when they talk shit about Jezebel commenters.