Ha, “AFRO-Amercan.” I’m sure those are the EXACTLY words he uses.

That part was sarcasm, but when I told my white Pennsyltucky friends what happened, they mostly reacted with “Well you have to look at things from his perspective” bullshit. My friends.

In the cop’s defense? No defense for that. Except we are now in Trump’s America. Every racist is emboldened.

I once was visiting a friend in Pennsyltucky, when I pulled into a Sheetz quickie mark for some snacks. As I left, a cop followed me two blocks to my friends house where I parked in front like a sane person. The cop sped up and came to a screeching halt with his car cutting off my imagined escape rout. TJ Hooker got…

And far too many cops willing to protect officers like Kirby and keep these murderers and terrorists in uniform.

I’ll bet he fuckin’ slays with that line down at the cop bar every time he tells a funny story about hassling someone powerless. Fuck bullies, especially when they get badges.

See, driving while White is also dangerous!

No it’s my procedure

And this will be the first serious sign that autocracy has really come to America. I think it will be more subtle than this though. The threat of getting cut out will used as a cudgel to force media outlets to start towing the party line. Access has always been a currency in Washington, but it’s about to get full on…

No puppet! No puppet! You’re the puppet!

It’s only a matter of time before NYT, WP, etc start getting banned from the white house press room. Just wait.

If we could get rid of Trump and get Romney, Jeb, Kasich, or Paul Ryan i’d be happy at this point. Like appoint any of these guys, and get Trump to spend a few years at Camp David with some hookers.

Literally nothing is outside the realm of possibility here. I think there’s still a chance he never takes the oath of office.* Or he could get impeached for any number of past (or forthcoming) fuckups. On the surface, at least, it would seem to be a brilliant play politically for republicans. They could have at least…

This is the most frightening quote to me.

This is my favorite part from the WSJ article:

“Hello, uh, governor Romney? I don’t suppose you still have those binders of women handy...? Also, some transition papers, a competent staff, any idea what the president does, and some Jack Daniels?”

We are in a position such that when they put in Reince as Chief Of Staff, I think I actually breathed a sigh of relief as there would be a goddamn adult (albeit one I have no time for) in the room.

Breitbart are in the goddamn White House.

Advisor: The President faithfully executes

“OK people, step one is get that statue of Jay Z out of here. He said a lot of nasty things about me.”