Ashley, I know you probably take a lot of shit over your work here, so I wanted to tell you I have started to deliberately check Deadspin when something like this breaks, knowing that your article will both appropriately reinforce my horror and commiserate with it. You’re great. Fuck anyone who tells you otherwise…

Yesterday I went out and was super paranoid. Today is no different. I want to fight back but this is a spectacularly painful blow. I feel betrayed by my neighbors even. Its hard when you arent in a big metropolitan city like NYC and youre a POC in a small white suburb. The threat is so much larger. Ugh. I am so…

Thanks for these facts, now I know for a surety Trump is a Klansmen?!?!

Fuck this country for making Obama sit next to that orange piece of shit.

Enough rude men, indeed, Gina. Enough indeed.

If this was a Trump organization, we’d find out that My Sisters’ Place was his actual sister’s old condo and it closed in 2005.

We have been partners with My Sisters’ Place (a domestic violence shelter and advocate based in Westchester, New York) for nearly 20 years.

Obama with a big ‘fro would be such a giant F.U. to all the right-wing birther Obama Derangement Syndrome cousinfuckers! I would so love to see that!

Please oh please oh please let someone bring this to Trump’s attention so he goes on a Twitter tantrum and sports increasingly patchy muttonchops for the duration of the campaign. I’ve never wanted anything more.

It has been said long ago: Trump is what ignorant small town people think a rich person should live/look like.

A salted Kaepernick style fro would be amazing

I wish Obama would grow a full beard and afro before January. There’s still time. It might not be as glorious as it would have been if he were already on his way, but it would be pretty damn awesome. I say after the election when everything is settled, just go into full on IDGAF hair mode.

I saw the title and smiled.
I saw the author and started laughing.
Then I saw the pictures and was revulsed.

So much of Donald’s appearance is tied to the flawed idea (and execution) he holds of what a really successful businessman looks like (or looked like back when he formed said idea) that I would assume he doesn’t grow facial hair for the same reason he always wears that red power tie and is never photographed in…

This is the most repulsive thing I’ve read all week. Thank you.

The reason he only briefly sported a “mustache” was because he forgot to pull the hair on the top of his head back up.

It looks like he constantly has a fresh shave, then covers his face in an assload of bronzer and makeup, creating the appearance that he doesn’t even have pores - much less hair follicles.