"QUALIFICATIONS REQUIRED:

@Chernobyl: Anything related to gingers should be shunned.

You Kin do it!

I wish my Droid would let me uninstall this damn app since I don't use Twitter.

@xaronax: This ain't chocolate; it's doodoo, baby!

@DukeOfPwn: DC was the reason that game didn't have proper fatalities.

@xaronax: Everyone without a smartphone; which is still a majority of cell phone users.

@N-Robes: I like the sound of that; copyright it quick!

@Slagathorian: Save the trees and kill the children.: Xenophobic?

For Japan, the X in Xbox stands for Xenophobia.

@Kogo: I'm guessing you've never seen Bob Saget in Entourage. Greatest. Minor Character. Ever.

The physics are all wrong. Sonic shouldn't make a complete stop once you let go of the Right button.

Jesus, is this even a serious article? 95% of the "OSes" listed are hacked ROMs that people put on rooted Android phones. Blaming Google for that is like blaming Apple for jailbroken iPhones.

@NoobixCube: You can but only if you're on Wifi and not just cell data.

@DocSeuss: There already is a $400 Reach bundle.

@Loken:I was once told to go home and be a family man, and i did: Yup, a lot better than Rita.

You play as Lord Zed?

@CockroachMan: The number of iPhones/Androids in the wild has 0 effect on the difficulty of development.

@lostarchitect: Have you seen Inglorious Basterds?

@LucasTizma: "A Link to the Past is Zelda 3. Everyone considers it to be so. You're grasping at straws here."