It’s all covered by our insurance.  We want to try and have kids.  If we can’t, we will probably adopt.  I’ve been called many things before...but selfish...well yeah i’ve been called that before.  happy friday to you!

Im vegan and only tell people if they ask because i don't want a lecture. I also live in SF and work in a restaurant so now I'm keeping my eye out for this dirty-hands motherfucker. 

He was starving the way my cats are starving every morning. Basically about to die.

Yeah, I was like this is fine. And then the hand washing and I’m like nope, tapping out.

Now that being said, I could see my daughter’s heart on the second or third ultrasound (around 7 weeks), and heard it for the first time at 10 weeks with a doppler. But this is more for those lucky individuals who get to go through the anxiety and worry of infertility treatments.

Said the dude who hasn’t been caring for an infant...

Presumably, when you wake up at 5:30, it’s after a night of restful sleep of at least 6 or 7 hours. That is typically not the case when you have a baby, and depending on the child, even a toddler.

“Free” doesn’t always mean free. Sites like Credit Karma are collecting your data and you DO NOT want to offer details such as your Social Security Number, address, birth date, legal name, etc. AnnualCreditReport.com is the ONLY site sanctioned by the US government and will not be collecting and selling your data.…

Ok, I *just* (like, literally, yesterday) found out parents inflict this asinine tradition on their kids. I had just assumed the Elf on a Shelf was just more holiday crap people with no taste mindlessly purchase. When this co-worker happily chirped to me that you put the elf randomly around the house each day so it…

Fuck this noise. Elf on the shelf is creepy as hell and these “traditions” are worthless, in fact they’re worse than worthless. There are plenty of ways to make life magical that don’t include creepy as fuck surveillance and that much work. It’s not fun to be beholden to bullshit.

I don’t do Elf on the Shelf because I think it’s stupid and a little creepy. I think things like the Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, and Elf on the Shelf detract from Santa. I can see how Santa is somewhat believable for a child up to a certain age. I’d say if your child hits their 6th birthday without questioning a giant…

Our Elf on the Shelf has transitioned over the years from a mission of“observe, report, and reward” to a mission of “spread gratitude, kindness, and love” (you know, spirit of the Holidays stuff). He still pops up in a different place every morning, but often with a small gift for the people in my kid’s lives that…

This reactionary Catholic majority will do damage to a lot more than Roe. Even before Kavanaugh, this Catholic court was imposing a medieval vision of gender and a profound, autocratic hostility to democracy on all the people of this country.

Whoa! This seems really damning.

It might have exceeded their mandate, but I wish one of the Senators had been able to bring up this 2001 email during the hearing. It goes to a pattern of behavior that existed during, and extends well beyond, high school.

Kavanaugh is lying out of his ass. The GOP senators know he is lying and they don’t care.  Lindsey Graham wants a vote to abolish separate sovereignty (though I don’t understand why except to protect Trump) and they all want his vote to overturn Roe. I am so disgusted.

Can we add a hearty FU to every liberal/progressive/moderate voter that did not even bother to vote in 2014 and again in 2016? We lost any hope of getting Merrick Garland through because of the 2014 losses. We lost in 2016 and Trump was elected, and a totally controlled by Republicans government is what we have now.

Ikr? I tried in vain to convince these people to vote for Hillary Clinton. And I cited the make-up of the Supreme Court for a generation. Not a one of them believed it was an issue. Every single asshole who calls themselves progressive but failed to vote for Clinton now needs to quit their jobs and dedicate their days…

This week the Supreme Court decided that it’s unconstitutional to force fake doctors to tell women the truth, but totally constitutional to force real doctors to lie to them. That’s the court we have right now. And it’s about to become so much worse.

Aaaaaand, coming in at 7 lbs, 1 oz and approximately one week late, this guy!