I would, but the turnip has a better policy platform.

Will you please run instead of Biden then? You can make the turnip VP

Where was he? Buried under endless talking points that his debate team foolishly thrust on him. His prep team failed him massively. They turned him into a policy wonk, literally having him rattling of 3, 4 or 5 bullet points on any given topic which is flat out stupid. Debates are performance, most of the audience…

Biden was prepared for a different kind of debate.

https://truthsocial.com/@imjustheresoiwontbefined

Remember, it’s Chelsea Manning and Edward Snowden that exposed the government’s amorality. It’s Assange who coordinated with Putin’s team of hackers to disrupt the 2016 election by selectively releasing DNC material, while withholding similar GOP material, and rejecting leaks that would expose the Russian government.

Kids love Grindr!

100% this was banned not because of the sex-ed but because it was the dad that was “pregnant” and whoever’s in charge of this division didn’t want a bunch of MAGA chuds screaming at them

But wouldn’t that have made the Fyre Festival (which I still want to call Fry, like the RIP electronic store) much more interesting?

This is truly great news! Now if only we didn’t have to wait so long for the next season that we forget everything...

People love to bellyache about how far SNL has fallen. I’ve been hearing/reading that refrain for the past 20 years. SNL has always- ALWAYS been hit and miss; even in the early days; it’s just incredibly hard to turn in an entire show of consistently funny sketches.

It belongs in a museum!

It doesn’t matter that it was private. It doesn’t matter that it was potentially a joke. What *does* matter is the staggering cost of incorrectly ignoring a real terrorist threat, in millions of dollars and countless lives. Whereas the cost of over-reacting to a joke is a few hundred thousand dollars and jail time for…

That might explain why the protagonist is called Gary Goodspeed then?

I just wish io9 would split up there morning spoilers article into two different ones. A lot of what gets crammed in there is just basic marketing photos and trailers for lesser known movies and shows. If that kind of stuff could get separated out, it would be easier to avoid spoilers for people.

This sounds less exciting with every reveal.

I know season 4 ended on a gonzo cliffhanger, but one of the weird problems of Stranger Things was that once-in-a-lifetime supernatural adventures keep happening over a condensed period of time. It’s the price they paid by not making the show as a one-and-done miniseries.

I think the idea might be to keep psycho fans from potentially harassing them before they ever even get a chance to be seen in the roles. That's why I might hold off anyway, can't really think of any better ones. 

So just like the blue check marks on exTwitter, it’s a way to let people know that you *really* like the taste of boot ot polish.