I’ve seen this romcom before. KD and Rihanna’s fight make them realize that the only thing worse than how they feel about each other is how they feel WITHOUT each other. They eventually fall in love and end up getting married. Jeff Van Gundy, still obsessed with Rihanna, tries to interrupt the ceremony but ends up…

That’s my point, you get to the lowest denominator and build on that. All great relationships do that. A lot of people are arguing but I bet its not people who are in functional relationships.

You miss my point, the key is finding the lowest denominator that will get him going. Not concerning yourself with the state of the mess. At that point you can negotiate, “like tos.”

I think you presume my own standards are low. They are not, I am just noting that in a relationship you find the balance between how much you enjoy the person and how well they meet your standards, whatever they are. If you enjoy the relationship enough, there is no reason to punish yourself or them trying to meet…

It doesn’t sound like you did. I sounds like you negotiated a level of clean that is acceptable for you. His standards are lower. Basically the goal should be to find out at which point he will clean, and set that as the level of clean to aim for. You will eliminate a lot of nagging. This goes for a lot of chores and…

I have a urinal in the basement, and can’t imagine living without it. And by urinal, I mean utility sink.

Why would you not use a towel? Do you leave your butthole wet when you get out of the shower/bath? Do you dry it with toilet paper?

I feel like this is a very pro-overall argument.

If I wore overalls I’d look like a Dexys Midnight Runners reject.

Yeah, I also don’t get pissed. But I have noticed that whether or not I can use my laptop is determined by whether or not the person in front of me reclines, there’s just barely enough space to use my laptop as long as the person in front of me doesnt recline... so for people who really want or need to use their…

That’s like being mad at your refrigerator because you keep running out of milk...

That is a hardware issue not a software issue. Buy a phone with a better GPS antenna.

I’ll stop by your house right after I pick up my Nobel Prize in Physics for discovering how to aim radio waves between dense clusters of buildings.

Sounds like your phone is the one struggling.

Not something I’ve experienced, but I can’t see how that’s anything other than a GPS hardware issue. Can’t really blame Google Maps.

If you want to go hands free hook the waistband under the balls. It provides just the right amount of lift to ensure a good arch taking the pee away from the front of your jeans.

If you want to go hands free hook the waistband under the balls. It provides just the right amount of lift to ensure…

Agreed. I haven’t EVER in 47 years lol and while it doesn’t come up in conversation I’ve never heard of any of my male friends using it either, it’s more of a pain in the ass to use it then to just pull down the fronts and go lol

Agreed. I haven’t EVER in 47 years lol and while it doesn’t come up in conversation I’ve never heard of any of my…

Agreed! That is some arcane shit trying to maneuver through those flaps when you need to take a leak. Such a waste of time compared to hooking a thumb over the waistband and pulling down.

Agreed! That is some arcane shit trying to maneuver through those flaps when you need to take a leak. Such a waste…

While I understand the intended functionality of the pee flap, I have never, ever seen or even heard of anyone actually using it. What is the point? Who actually threads their yorkie through that porthole to take a leak??

While I understand the intended functionality of the pee flap, I have never, ever seen or even heard of anyone…

“far from” ≠ “by far”

“far from” ≠ “by far”