1) lagoons on Themyscira are cold.

Yea this seems like a real, 40-yr-old-virgin-“bags of sand” type moment for the author

No judgement, I swear, but... have you actually seen flaccid junk in action? Shit is like a packable down jacket. Plus I feel like flaccid size tells you little about the erect size.

Yeah, Katharine’s comment about testicular torsion confused me, because it is super easy to just jam EVERYTHING back between your legs. Assuming he wasn’t standing at attention.

One of my friends jokingly used to say he wanted to tattoo a scale bar on his dick, but make it in “inches” that were actually only 3/4 of an inch long.

Dicks and balls are squishy and very compressible. He might have lied, but I don’t think this is incontrovertible proof.

Three possible factors.

Said the same thing. Though I wouldn’t expect most women to know what flaccid penises even are because dudes are super easy and stuff.

Yeah, right...

Small penises are the lone subjects of still acceptable body shame. Reminder, boys and young men, no matter what you do in your life, your sexual (and societal) value will always be inextricably linked to a part of your body few see but is constantly judged.

He might not be lying. In the comics, Steve usually has a fluffer to make sure he’s got something to show.

Number 1. Katharine doesn’t have a grasp of how flaccids behave/work.

Clicks don’t get themselves.

“it’s cool to hate America these days”

“And how about Batman? Why isn’t he wearing red, white and blue body armor and have an American flag as a cape? Plus, you never, ever hear him singing the praises of American values or reciting the Pledge of Allegance! Damn Hollywood liberals and their American hating liberalism!”

I’ve seen this romcom before. KD and Rihanna’s fight make them realize that the only thing worse than how they feel about each other is how they feel WITHOUT each other. They eventually fall in love and end up getting married. Jeff Van Gundy, still obsessed with Rihanna, tries to interrupt the ceremony but ends up…

That’s my point, you get to the lowest denominator and build on that. All great relationships do that. A lot of people are arguing but I bet its not people who are in functional relationships.

You miss my point, the key is finding the lowest denominator that will get him going. Not concerning yourself with the state of the mess. At that point you can negotiate, “like tos.”

I think you presume my own standards are low. They are not, I am just noting that in a relationship you find the balance between how much you enjoy the person and how well they meet your standards, whatever they are. If you enjoy the relationship enough, there is no reason to punish yourself or them trying to meet…

It doesn’t sound like you did. I sounds like you negotiated a level of clean that is acceptable for you. His standards are lower. Basically the goal should be to find out at which point he will clean, and set that as the level of clean to aim for. You will eliminate a lot of nagging. This goes for a lot of chores and…

Why would you not use a towel? Do you leave your butthole wet when you get out of the shower/bath? Do you dry it with toilet paper?