Oh, look...an entitled parent who want special treatment because they have kids. Railing against the system in the US if fine, but don't make your kids your cowokers problem. They are NOT.

Nope. Her co-workers need to be more professional. End of.

If someone you don't know pays you to attend an event with them because they think you are pretty/sexy, and you only go because they are paying you, you are an escort. To take a job as an escort and then be surprised that it is awkward, skeezy or shady is stupid. You're an escort and that typically means your work is…

Are we all ignoring the fact that they look like siblings? They practically have the same face.

Their sound is not '90s indie rock; it is solidly '80s Fleetwood Mac! This track in particular is the lost B-side to "Tango in the Night."

I dated a 29 year old when I was 19 and let me tell you, guys who do that are fucking BROKEN. I couldn't even date a 23 year old and I'm 25 now. The now 35 year old still texts me, rhapsodizing about how much he will always love me. No, you loved fucking a cute teenager who worshipped you, just admit it already and…

Nope! You missed the creepiest bit, he wrote about looking forward to the day he could masturbate again without seeing her body and face.

Screw your "exercise" and "fresh air". THIS is why people were skinny in the '50s and early '60s; don't you try to tell me otherwise.

Lighten up, Francis.

Another one:

I enjoy your refreshing change of pace, but I also enjoy watching the Arrested Development hater's head explode all over these threads. Ees fun!

Two words: Lesbian Island.

Wait. You're telling me that there's a secondary market for $100 yoga pants where people pay MORE than $100? WHY?!?

Pics of Jormungandr or it didn't happen. I am not accepting pictures of oarfish.

MAY WE ALL ASCEND TO VALHALLA, AND FILL OUR DAYS WITH BATTLE AND MEAD.

Book needs more titles imo.

Anti-vaxxers. Where the loony left and crazy right come together in a sea of conspiracy theories and disregard for science.

Yeah Poor Sophia living in a world where her folks throw her a fun-ass tie dye party and are nice and fair and invite all the neighborhood kids, even the religious whackadoo's son just in case they'd feel slighted if he wasn't invited.

Shit, she's gonna be a mess, having fun, learning good manners, wearing the shit…

He shall be The Stallion Who Mounts the World!