I sort of feel like - it's her "job" to look good (or at least that's what she does for a living, trapse around and look good) so maybe she's just on maternity leave?

I don't even have it at 35 - I mean, I just found out I'm pregnant, and I do WANT a baby, but it never got to baby fever level that I've seen in other ladies. I dunno - I think we just decided we'd try and if it didn't work out we'd...do something else. Move to France and adopt more dogs or something. But, it worked!

Sometimes a word just sits around on a orange towel covered chair on top of a platform in front of a class, sweating all weird and shit even though it's not doing anything strenuous in the picture...

YOU GUYS! I CAN 100% CONFIRM THAT THE ANISTION IS PREGNANT. BECAUSE WE GOT DIVORCED AT THE SAME TIME 10ISH YEARS AGO. AND I JUST FOUND OUT I'M PREGNANT. So.................there you go.

THANK YOU!

Except the "fuck this, fuck that, fuck this thing in particular". Someone find me that!

For some reason this always really bothers me. I have family members who do it (or used to), and I don't know why but it just doesn't seem okay. It's not your business? If it was your business you would be a cop? Journalists are a different story but, I don't know. Weird, right? Anyone have any reasonable explanation…

God I totally agree. People seem to think the "free" in "freelance" means I don't expect to be paid. Ever.

I don't know if someone said this downthread but these are supposed to be YA books - which....when I read that a few years ago I lost it. I think between the 50ish girls in my 7th grade class we only had ONE copy of these books between all of us.

I think I am friends with this guy. I mean, not the literal same guy but "that guy". I am MARRIED. You DO NOT INTEREST ME.

In my family (my dad was a veteran and taught us how to shake hands in a somewhat aggressive manner) we call this "the dead fish".

That actually sounds lovely! But this person is...not known for their painting, and it's just that I KNOW we are almost CERTAINLY never going to get it, that just irks me. Of course, something hand made is a lovely gesture, and often actually lovely, but, just, like, the idea that an original painting is what is…

Chicago seems to have a pretty rich tradition of "the envelope" as well. It's all we got from our Chicago-based wedding guest contingency - and I really didn't realize that would be the case.

So far ours has been the PROMISE of an original piece of art work, that I'm fairly certain is never going to materialize. This is also from a member of the wedding party.

You are full of tips - I love it!

Oh - I didn't know that! They just have so much stuff. I love it.

You are so right. I have found some of the quality of certain items (dress pants, in particular) a little bit questionable, but the stuff is on trend, correctly sized, returns are a breeze, it's CUTE and there is A TON. OF. IT.

"your moist little hand" should be bronzed in the internet hall of insults. It says very little, yet so much all at once...

It's a schooner!

Not meant as a pun...but hilarious!