When was the last time he had his turboencabulator serviced?

BMW owners use their turn signals all the time. They just flash in a color that peasants can’t see.

Hell this could be an awesome idea for a gated community, there are already golf course communities, communities with pools, tennis courts, etc... A community with a shared car shop with lifts, tools, and stuff would be an awesome place to live in.

Jerry Sullivan is salivating at this news.

I’m a Bills fan. I hate myself too.

I hate you. I agree.

Yeah, the worst-case scenario is him limping through the season, and killing his long-term career prospects so that the Bills can miss the playoffs at 7-9 instead of 6-10.

“there’s a difference between hurt and injured” trap

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to become the villain.

I like that this car exists because I like that not every car follows the same formula. It’s not a car I would ever buy, but at this price there are too many other cars I’d rather have, including the R8.

Go chill at the Holiday Inn?

Weezer has never been more appropriate.

I thought they solved the problem of people watching Top Gear illegally by firing Clarkson and hiring Chris Evans.

The Buffalo Bill LTD Edition?

I will literally bet my entire life savings he has a shirt that reads “Hilary For Prison 2016"