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i feel SO vindicated for saying i believed kim when the GQ article came out lololol

Kim isn’t stupid. She introduced these recordings in her GQ cover one month ago. Since then, gossip items suggest Taylor’s team has worked to keep them private via cease-and-desist letters. That means Kim’s legal team has been involved in the matter.

I love this a little too much.

“I never talk shit about anyone, like, publicly, like, especially in interviews, but I was just like, I’ve so had it”

When she talked about the bourbon toast to Spartacus, and all that it meant, I cried and cried.

Oh God, the “everything happens for a reason” defense. Yes, Bristol, but the reason may be that you’re dim and make bad choices.

“In a world of Kardashians, be a Helena Bonham Carter.”

No running around in circle during load screen? WTF is this?

I'm so literal about themes, I'd show up wrapped in HDMI cables and microchips.

lol i am so embarrassed for anne hathaway. jesus

WHY ARENT MORE BRIDES WEARING DRESSES WITH LACE SLEEVES.

Chris Brown can kiss my ass with this film. Him and his awful mama. She’s the worst next to him.

HOLY FLURKING SNIT!

None of these words mean anything together!!! HELLLP

Bigots, uh, find a way

Henry. Henry. In the words of the great Donna Meagle, “You fine but ya simple”

I love this. Unexpectedly, I think I love her too? I’ve never watched her show, I won’t buy her app, but I get THIS. I wish I felt as comfortable and confident in my skin as she seems to. I admire her willingness to be herself, no matter what. Sure, she’s silly and ridiculous, but she’s got some serious hustle and she…