It’s lucky they had the (literally) magical Deus Ex Machina device to help progress the plot. (the magical crystal\eye ball thing)

“I should never have let you tape stars to your dunce cap.

here’s the movie tagline

If that was really Hank he would have dropped at least a couple pop culture references in there.

Meep Meep. (just a variant cover, but still)

Children should stop playing violent video games like Madden.

I’m still waiting for when the Chazz bits start being funny.... aaaaany minute now.

Dean couldn’t handle trying to be with Triana, I don’t see his chances being much better with Sirena (It’s not like he matured THAT much).

Ethan Hawke is a real life super hero.

I don’t know, I kind of liked the ‘Bean tries to find a job’ plot, it had plenty of fun gags. Also Zog keeps proving to be the most entertaining character on the show.

“I’m sorry I was too aggressive, I’ll go back to being passive-aggressive because that worked SOOOOO well”

Maybe I didn’t notice it before but instead of a rooster they had a Griffon on the ramparts croaking\howling when the morning came.

“Now, I would like to SIT on my throne and RULE my kingdom, which was most certainly NOT overthrown by barbarians”

“Oh, I don’t even know what to yell at you, You Take It”

“FORE!”

to be fair “In a world where Blah Blah Disney, Blah Blah TJ Miller, Blah Blah Blah pretending giving a shit about Shatterstar” is a pretty good recap of the movie.

well, at least in 98' it seemed like pop music HAD a future.

Doesn’t “bitch, I’m Madonna” pretty much encapsulates her entire career?

I blame the directors.