Christ, I’m so sick of these witch hunts. If we threw stones at everyone who’s done or said something they later regretted, we’d all be getting hit in the face with rocks.

Those motherfuckers. I need this in English stat.

Because it was totally a game about white male power tripping and not one about emotional loss and reclamation. Go away Anita. Make the game you want to see.

Omg. Old enough to not tell the truth!

finally somebody that isn’t telling me to “yiff in hell and die!”.

It’s funny, while I don’t disagree with her, I always had problems with her examples. They tended to show a surface level understanding of the games she was critiquing.

Ok but can I play it on my N64? I have the expansion pak...

Jumping in to stress, if there are those who wish to argue it, that this is not “criticism.” Criticism is measured and well considered. Criticism makes an argument. Criticism makes a case. Criticism comes from a position of good faith and respect.

Not only is this despicable, it’s testament to how ignorant and stupid these cretins are. Bad animation can be the result of slow tools, unfriendly tech, limited staff resources, and countless other factors (including but not limited to the fact that getting human faces to feel “human” is really friggin’ hard). That’s…

no reason to go back to the 50's. This is right in Everybody Loves Raymond’s joke wheelhouse.

Yeah, that was a very tame joke. It was old fashioned too — like something you might have heard on ‘I Love Lucy’ if Lucy had staged a housewife strike and left on a mini-vacation with Ethel.

Remember when RPG character’s used to have their story arcs play out in the game rather than the DLC? Like, this isn’t some prequel story or follow-up. They literally had Gladio just walk out in the middle of the game to go be in this DLC.

Sorry for my ignorance, what’s a rubberband combat system?

Yes. Yes. Thanks for your sincere concern.

TL,DR. You’re supposed to bang everyone in the Witcher games, dude.

We’ve all been there. Congrats, Mike. As a fellow Dad who turns 39 this year, your story hit me in the right place. Sorry you had to go to Gamestop - I’m one of those PC jerks who hasn’t stepped foot in there since the Bush administration - but I’m glad things worked out for you. Good Thinking!

The conclusion of the Bloody Baron storyline.

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My reaction to this is a big, fat MEH. FFXV was so underwhelming. Such wasted potential. What they should have done is focus on getting it right the first time by giving us a camera that worked properly, combat that didn’t feel all over the place, a meaningful, well developed story with proper character development, a…