One day I hope to be as funny as you!

Nothing? Nada? You’ve literally never seen anything that he wrote, produced or directed that you thought was good?

Well it looks like the dad is chocolate creme filled so I think that makes their baby a Milano.

The thing that bugs me the most is their insistence that there’s no good drama in a loving relationship, as if everything interesting just stops once you both commit to each other. Beginnings and endings aren’t the only good parts of the story, dummies. Committed, healthy relationships aren’t boring - lazy writing is…

I don’t think we’ll even have digital-only by that point. That isn’t the endgame for these huge corporations.

I want this game badly. As somebody who is about to celebrate 19 years with my wife (it’s our 50/50 anniversary - 19 y.o. when we met, 19 years together; from here on we’ll have been a couple longer than we were apart) I have long wished more fiction and games would focus on lasting, dedicated relationships rather…

Explore, expand, exploit, and Excel.

“Recently I have noticed a lot of people responding to text messages using the “Thumbs Up” emoji. Every time I receive this as a response to a text message it makes me furious.”

It algorithmically creates a trivia question for which players must then generate answers.

The Kotaku NSFW fishhhh how i missed you old friend.

Thats some sweet Kotaku fish action right there.

Super cool pic at top of article

Blame It on the Rain

If it’s any consolation, it’s also very low on the list of things I thought I would be reading about today.

This is very low on the list of things I thought I would be writing today.

Glad to see someone acknowledge the greatest game on the DS. And that’s saying something when TWEWY, Ace Attorney, and EBA were on the same system. It’s THAT good.

Ghost Trick truly is one of the most underrated gems of the Nintendo DS library. I adored it, was instantly hooked, and enjoyed it a bit more than any of the Ace Attorney or Professor Layton games I’ve played.  The soundtrack and animations still blow me away.

I’ve said it before, but Ghost Trick is firmly in my camp for Game of the Decade. It did everything it set out to do, it looked great doing it, and it played well. We’ll never get any more than that one time experience, but that’s okay, because any attempts at a sequel, prequel, remake, or spinoff would cheapen the…

If a player could one hit kill most things, the game would be too easy. But I think if a game was built around the idea of a powerful lightsaber, it could work.