When the developer has nothing better to say but describe in detail how a sword and shield work as if you have never played a video game before it is not a promising sign. 

Launch Title: The Launchest Title.

You have to love this. Not one person even bats an eye, just walks around them as if this happens every single day. I mean, I didn’t even see a person with a WTF look on their faces. 

Just looking at various pages/forums, the hype for THPS is through the fucking roof, whereas the hype for this game is practically non-existent.

I don’t know if I should laugh or cry at the idea of Tony Hawk possibly beating the Avengers.

Those can both be problems.

Both things suck

If you believe the internet, though, this game’s biggest problem isn’t the boring, stale repetitive gameplay or Marvel characters with zero charisma. No, it’s the fact that there is a character exclusive to a console!

Me: “Oh, that does sound mediocre. Hopefully they get things ironed out before it releases...oh shit, next month. That’s not good.”

I was initially excited for this game (I had just finished Spiderman), and in a flurry of near-idiocy I went looking for the collector’s edition to preorder it.

Is it me or is Hulk with his belt undone just seem weird.   Like I get that “realistically” Bruce would need to undo his belt to stretch into the Hulk but it he just ends up looking like a drunk frat bro with a tummy ache, undoing his belt before he pukes.  Either that or he looks like he is getting ready for loving…

These screenshots look like a half-baked Marvel mobile game. Once again, I can’t get excited about it.

Thanks for the share, Luke.

“aw hell our main company did a bad again, time to hit the horny button.”
- Blizzard Marketing Dept.

That one guy who in the Blizzard forums asked for shoe removal of the characters hasn’t stopped getting his request fulfilled. Shit, he even got Sigma who’s been barefoot in most of his skins.

All you professional cosplayers with lot of time and money need to stop!

“I’m sorry, sir, it’s the policy of Wendy’s Restaurants that you have to have a car to use the drive-thru”

WINGS

Sorry about your butthole mouth. Must be a hard life.

I hope there’s a subplot where Jade exposes how Ubisoft covered for decades of sexual and physical abuse in the company’s ranks.

This was in development hell already the moment it was announced.