Dates? Dates don’t ride in the car.

Right. This Singer goes like a red rocket, eh?

Nah, no self-respecting criminal is going to put down the pipe when it’s below 32 degree’s out.

I’ll send you a dollar if you elaborate on how and why you came upon so many cool places. Work for the state dept? Employed by the dept of agriculture? Are you the international man of dysentery?

You have to slice ‘em thin.

Ha! In North Jersey certain folks who couldn’t converse in Italian if their lives depended on it, start speaking Soprano for cheeses and menu items. Now my late Father who spoke a little Italian learned in WW2 started ordering in pizzerias using Italian. Generally, no one could understand him as the countermen were…

Nah, that would be impractical. How about we cover their faces or something so they can go shopping or maybe not let’em drive at all?

Yup, primpin is hard.

You forgot to mention the 911 folks are a cult. Drop the price you’re outta da family. They will never go down.

I tried this torch shit back in the 70s. Why is that pertinent? It was colder back then. Below zero for a week to ten days. 2 foot thick ice on Jersey lakes before Christmas. As I said, I tried this shit and I froze my ride in the driveway for a week. Man, I was truly ingnint at 17.

Oh hell no. The Vega ruined a huge part of my teenage life. Long story short, a future Cuban all most supermodel’s Mom lent us her Vega for a day trip to the beach. Being 17, fresh from NYC with a auto history of the M5 uptown bus, I was clueless. That’s when the oil light went on in the middle of thunder road.…

True. The thing that gets me and I wouldn’t care about resale, for almost 40 grand I would learn to fix it myself. In my case I have the space and the time. The tools. I would buy a lift. For 40 grand, a car that is going to net on resale maybe 20-30 thousand I would be crazy not to. On the other hand is this car…

Nah. Another $400 chicken coop, all though it fits the ambiance and decor ‘round here more than yesterdays entry.

I flew off the alpine twice. Just a little road rash. Probably due to the adage God protects drunk kids. 

You whippersnappers missed Action Park in Vernon NJ. Death Race, Mad Max And the fookin Running Man. Brought to you in the time of 18 yr old drinking and zero supervision. The employees were peers. I should write a book. The place should had way more fatality’s then it did.

Our entry level custom built chicken coop will run you $800 plus delivery. The Chicken Tractor, (coop with wheels and fenced run) $1200. This for $400? It’s bigger with nicer wheels. Nice Price.

Lincoln Towers is a high rise project for rich people on the upper west side of Manhattan. In 1969 I was a dangerous completely unsupervised twelve year old going on 25. The snow on our little terrace on the fourteenth floor of said tower had melted some and refroze. Not superhard but like the crust of a snowbank so…

Memorial Day-Labor day.

Mr 427, if we were going into business together and I stated I was worth a fucton of money because I’m great, the best, don’t worry bout it. You would want some damn proof, No?

I know right? Old Jalop uses duct tape and a popsicle stick.