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We are test marketing our new product, fish flavored icecream.

It is NJ. Where graft, kickbacks, loopholes and corruption is not a bug but a feature.

Nope. You rent a driving school car that meets you at the test. There are a bunch of them.

It doesn’t. You have to have a car that fits the NJDMV criteria. Don’t have one? Rent one. For instance you must have a center console emergency brake.

When bidding residential construction jobs, before we even meet the client, we check their tires and see if their garbage cans are new. If they are bald and the cans have holes you are going to have to arm wrestle for every nickle.

I know. Was contracted to do a house on the Cumberland Plateau in TN. The owner had a 110 acres and had a geologic survey done to site the house. Being from NY/NJ I was clueless about what was below our feet.

Acidic rainwater and ground water.

No. Limestone is eroded below by acidic water over a long time then one day it collapses.

I would shell 14,000 clams for this one Today’s, not so much.

I know. I’m one of them. From Cape May to Provincetown when I was young and iresponsible. These days, just the fall run.

Nah, I traveled all over this country in a clown car painted VW microbus often filled with demon drugs and was never pulled over once.

Extended magazines, folding stocks and flash suppressors are also NFG in NJ.

It’s a surf fishing rig. Very popular among the striped bass stalkers. Now where that beach is in PA eludes me.

Action Park We went to Action Park all the time in the late 70s. Theses folks don’t know what you are talking about.

Attempted murder.

Not so much a repost but a continuation. You see he just went to court.

Just on the first one.