Stef, pitch a plan to Denton for a Jalopnik race team, cultivate sponsors, profit!

No, perhaps we should make her run to brunch. Hey Gas, you familiar with that commie french philosopher Satire?

Sadly my three hundred poud wife no longer fits behind me on my Sunday steed. You try telling her she can no longer make the end of the season brunch run with our club, the freedom riders. This would be a perfect solution to this dilemma. So nice price only so I don’t have to listen to it any longer. Honeysugaplums…

Nice price, only because three grand in South Carolina money is $6500 in north eastern dollars.

The key here is “everyone”. I’m not talking about everyone. Neither is anyone else. We are talking about a motivated car lover with a plan. Eight years is a long enough time for a child to learn to walk and talk and get through third grade. Should be enough time for anyone to bring their dream car to fruition.

But it’s universal.

Awe Mate, it’s hold me beeah, not hold me beagle.

This is the way it works, the minute you tell yourself you can’t do it is the minute you can’t and never will. You won’t even have the satisfaction of trying.

Then after you pay off your loan and buy a little malpractice insurance you can buy a Maserati. New. And pay for service.

Then the point is moot. You don’t want it bad enough.

Which is why in the 8 year saving span you budget some time to learn how to fix shit your self. If you can become a surgeon in that span of time you can surely learn everything there is about any dream car.

I gotcha fish right heah. Serves ya right for being reasonable.

Now that’s, “Aggravated taking” of no shit.

After being convicted for animal cruelty the defendent was asked by the judge the reason for shooting the endangered spotted owl. He replied, he considered them a delicacy. The judge then said, I couldn’t imagine what they taste like.

The fuck it don’t. Before you think of replying, I have 44 years of experience.

“Aggravated taking of a vehicle”? Ahh bollocks mate, nothing pulls my bean like a white Porsche, I get so angry I have to nick it!

Screw the car, I commend you for sharing your kids with us. Nice Dad.

You might be right. As they say on the TV shows, you need two guys that won’t give up.

15K? no. There are a full 7 days left in this auction. This will sell for north of twenty eight five. Over and under bets anyone?

Mike, I have a production cabinet shop and 5 regular red rollers. When I saw these last year at the creepo they were so much better and cheaper then what I had, I bought two. They now hold shaper cutters and molding machine knives and I couldn’t be happier.